relative history

The history of your blood parents, or the history of your mother and father.

My mom and dads life story, relative or relative history is relative to my life story.

by Cronic Christoph January 5, 2017

Rezlatives

Your Native American family member who is just rezzed out guy 👋🏽
Always saying “AYYYE”, “YIHHH”, “GAWT DOGS”, “Actin’ Stink”, “Ennit”, ect...

One of my rezlatives only likes the 3 Fs; Fried Bologna, Free Plays, and Fine Aunties

by aaron.wav July 1, 2020

relative fattening

When you diet and try to get skinny while at the same time making fattening foods for your relatives, so that your relatives grow fatter than you and you look relatively skinny compared to them.

I have been using relative fattening to make my relatives fatter so I can look relatively skinny next to them, I made them a cake, I ate an avocado.

by Daniel Spahettian November 25, 2020

relative motion binocular sex theory

When a woman moans, all single adult men within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

When a man moans, all single adult women within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

Dad Who Ran Away: "Why do all single adult women have clear imaging Roof Prism Binoculars?"

Joe Mama: "Same for single adult men! They got the Night Vision Extreme Binoculars!"

Step-Sis: "Thats the relative motion binocular sex theory in full effect."

by Step-Sis 69 April 11, 2022

Relative

The best time to be alive relative relative to what? 10 years ago? No. 1000 years ago? Yes? Meaningless. A meaning statement.

Hym " Better relative to what? How about 1000 years from now? I don't know. Depends on whether or not we adopt the ethic that disproves itself. And you are trying to preempt me by getting out in front of any benefit I could derive from this. I'm not going to let you keep this from me you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2022

electronic relatives

A term used for relatives with whom you exchange texts or emails but whom you generally do not see for in-person visits.

I am in close touch with my extended family back East, I refer to them as my electronic relatives.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2023

Reactive laziness

Otherwise known as LAZY fucker Syndrome or RL

When you tell some one that there going out and they bitch and moan till you get them a cab and make sure they dont have to put much effort in.

Reactive laziness examples:

Me - Yo m8 its your turn to cook.
RL - "fuck that i will call a takeaway"

Me - come on its to go to the pub
RL - Aww i cant be arsed lets get a cab
Me - but its only 2 streets away
RL - "SO? if no cab then i aint going"

by Darkhorsevru July 12, 2011