Heading Down to the Firing Range

A euphemism for female masturbation.

Melissa needs to relieve some tension, so she's 'heading down to the firing range'.

by Pneumatic August 27, 2009

Power Rangers

A powerful and influential religion lasting from 1993 to 1996. Since then on, copycat cults have immitated the initial ideas, albeit with much smaller influence on mass media and with significantly less followers. Their powers of persuasion are limited compared with the founding religion, meaning they have to change their identities every year since it's demise.

One of the key sprititual guidelines of Power Rangers, delivered by the Prophets Rocky de Santos and Adam Park.

Rocky: Double whammy?
Adam: You're on!

by Mosepipe December 15, 2008

blair ranger

a noun. An extremly sexy women with a volumptious booty. She can be considered an 11 out of 1-10

"man that girl is a Blair Ranger, shes hella fine, i'd do her,"

by Ted Munsin July 4, 2006

Range Rover

A badass SUV driven by a 45-year old white dad from New York wanting to impress his wife. Usually traded in on either a Lexus or a Mercedes following the end of the lease. 10 years later picked up by either someone wanting to look rich or someone who will turn the soccer dad mobile into an overlanding rig. Clean ones aren't hard to find, but used and abused ones you should stay far away from. Range Rovers are either driven by "classy" (read; racist) British people or Sarah from the PTA in Texas whose kids always sell more girl scout cookies than yours.

"Henry has always bought Range Rovers."
"Who's Henry?"
"That dickhead with those spoiled ass kids on the lacrosse team."
"Of course that bitch has a Range Rover. Range Rovers are for snobs."

by henryfromny June 20, 2021

free-range cougar

A cougar you meet outdoors (100% organic) or in a setting that otherwise does not restrict her movement, as opposed to one you meet in a club or at a bar (ie - a "cougar conservation park").

"I'm sick of the same old cougars we see at happy hour - they come with so much baggage and seem so desperate. Meeting one while hiking or at the beach is the better move. That's where the sexy, healthy free-range cougars are."

by JT Amish August 2, 2009

Ranger Candy

Ibuprofen, advil, or any other "pain-relieving" medications.

"Holy shit sarge!! That hungry Iraqi-kid just chewed my leg off!!"

"Goddamnit soldier! Eat this Ranger Candy, and suck it up!!"

by The Jonathan November 18, 2007

Free Range Turd

The art of dropping a deuce "inconspicuously" with the bathroom door open, the lights off, and under the assumption that no one knows you're in there . Typically Free Range Turders are caught in the act; the perpetrator resembles a deer in headlights.

Ahahaha I just caught Kaysi Free Range Turding... again.

If I have to see one more Free Range Turd go down in this house, Imma lose my damn mind!

FRTer ( fur - tur )

Once a FRTer always a FRTer...

Warning to any FRTers, I'm turning on the lights

I can't hear anything, but it sure smells like a Free Range Turd

by Slick Rick N' a BD February 27, 2011