Final-ritis

It is like Senioritis only with finals in college.

Ashley doesn't want to take her finals anymore and has trouble studying, she suffers from final-ritis

by collegekid11 December 10, 2012

Hadi’ritis

A rare disease from which your wood increases in length at triple the normal human rate. This ‘third leg’ you develop makes your day-to-day life very hard, and makes ejaculation last up to 65 seconds.

Hadi’ritis has ruined my life. Girls are scared of my wood

by UnknownFed7731 August 15, 2018

Photo Ratitis

When you’re scrolling through a girls Instagram, and notice that in some pictures she looks normal, and even attractive. But on the other hand, in other photos, shawty kind of look like a rat.

Braden was scrolling through his friend Alayna’s Instagram, when in some photos she looked like a rat and in some she looked attractive. Braden self-diagnosed Alayna with Photo Ratitis.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 3, 2023