Christiano Ronaldo Junior

I don't get why you guys glaze him. I mean, ok but not ok.
He follows sophie rain and that is just themostdisrespectthingieverseenbya14yearold 😡
Ooookay i admit maybe hes erm ''every girls type'' but why follow naked woman

Also whyru so grumpy with fans, like chill ew

Also the glazing is to much. its just a curly head that plays football ok

.: Omg, Christiano Ronaldo Junior is myy mann!!!
.: He doesnt know you exist

( The harsh truth, but i believe there are many guys just like him😒 )

by spillingalotoffacts July 29, 2024

Ronaldoing

When u preform or demonstrate an act of awesomeness

What you do last night James? , not much was ronaldoing it with the Mrs

by Aquility February 2, 2020

ronaldo

if something or someone is finished (like Ronaldos career)

"Bro yesterday i was so ronaldo, I fell asleep in the club!"

"I will ronaldo college in summer and start working as a consultant."

"You just got ronaldoed by this guy!"

by areUdriftingMe? May 26, 2022

cristi ronaldo

Cristi ronaldo is a football player. His biggest rival is Barcamoula.

"Cristi ronaldo!!!!!"

by Majkou April 21, 2022

Ronaldo Vegas

A reference to a certain alleged incident involving one of the most famous football players in history.

"Did you hear? Donald Trump has been accused of Ronaldo Vegasing at least 26 women!"
"No way. I can't believe a president Ronaldo Vegas'd someone..."

by FatherStone March 27, 2025

Ronaldo

Ronaldos are some spunky ass bitches. Probably Italian like 80% of the time and at least 20% communist. Ronaldos are some pimpy dudes (or dudettes, you do you).

YO RONALDO! FETCH ME THAT BALL LAD!

by queeeen8 April 10, 2019

Cristiano Ronaldo Suiiii

A phase commonly used by soccer kids aged 8 to 12 with anger issues. I wouldn't recommend using it unless you want your ego to become non existent. Worst case scenario you'll turn into daboyz and turn into and Andrew Tate stan when you get older. Andrew Tate stans are basically the suiiii kids grown up but they didn't really grow up.

Pls only say this as a joke or else YOU WILL BE A 🦆 JOKE.

*Crusty musty dusty non existent rizz no bitches where's your father figure pre teen playing soccer* *Scores a goal and jumps into the air* ”CRISTIANO RONALDO SUIIIIIII"

by anonymous November 6, 2023