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Quail Bobogardus

Quail Bobogardus, 43, is a self-described “tech folklorist” living in Cupertino, California. Born in a small avocado farm town in central California, he was raised by parents convinced he’d either be a birdwatcher or an inventor—hence the unusual name.

He first gained attention in middle school after “accidentally” winning a science fair with his self-toasting bread helmet, which worked once before catching fire. By high school, his projects included a robot meant to do math homework that instead recited Shakespeare in Morse code.

Seeking “the source code of the universe,” Quail moved to Cupertino and now lives in a teal-painted tiny house. He works as a freelance consultant for start-ups unsure whether their app is a meditation tool, social platform, or snack service. His hallmark, the “Bobogardus touch,” blends obscure history, doodles of quails, and pie charts shaped like avocados.

Locals often spot him biking around in a straw hat with a backpack full of trail mix and circuit boards. On weekends, he hosts an “Impractical Inventions Club,” where neighbors build things like solar-powered kazoo amplifiers and squirrel-shaped drones.

Why Cupertino? Quail sums it up simply: “I came for the Wi-Fi, but I stayed for the persimmons.”
Quail Bobogardus invented the “Bobogardus Touch
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Big quailed cherries

When one attaches two quails to their nipples in the hopes of further enlargement of their breasts.
I was only a B cup till but the big quailed cherries brought up to a DD, amazing!
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Shave the Quail

1. Term used to denote taking the feathers off of game quail after the hunt before preparing for cooking.
2. A play on words for the popular phrase: "Save the Whales"..."Shave the Quails"
On the Official Website of Slab-City, there is a picture of the first guardshack upon entering Slab City, where the local residents painted "Shave the Quail", in protest of the hunting that diminishes the Quail population in the local desert area. A reference to hunters "shaving the quail" to eat, whilst the local population "saves the quails" by throwing out cracked corn to help them multiply.
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Phillip the Quail

One who at work will forage in the undergrowth of desks searching for uneaten lunches etc.
"Where has my lunch gone?... It must have been a Phillip the Quail.
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Quail

A quail is a attractive female typically affiliated with a sorority. Tend to travel in packs (a pack of quail). Always get 100+ likes on Instagram posts. Frequently spotted on and around college campuses such as Dallas Baptist University.
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Quail gut

The picture of 2 females smiling together in a fake and extremely sad attempt to befriend one another although they are enemies due to same love interest.....
Those quail gut broads over there are acting like besties.... Taking pictures at the club.... Lol
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Quail Bipartisan Politics

It’s a themed restaurant.
Have you been to Quail Bipartisan Politics? Shits fire.
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