Pollock Pumper

To perform intercourse from the rear of your partner as he/she vomits.

So my girl was throwing up and she wanted sex, so I gave her the Pollock pumper.

by MCSF November 20, 2014

thumper pumper

When you bang the shiznit out of all da bitchez.

Yeah, Kyle is such a thumper pumper

by John Timyson September 15, 2013

cycle pumper

n: a person usually a man that masturbates while taking long bike rides.

v: the act of cycle pumping

Johnny rides his bike so much. I hope that he is not cycle pumping.

by Jesse Atwell June 19, 2003

Mattress Pumper

A young guy, shy, loner, usually a teenager, often a geek, who does not have a girlfriend and spends far too much time alone, often at home in his bedroom, when other people his age are out having a good time. The implication being that he is wanking or fucking, i.e. "Pumping" his mattress because he can't root a real Sheila. The meaning of the term and it's use might have nothing in common.

An underage drinker (under 18) is in a bar and bumps, into a grown man who shouts at him, "Piss off, you little mattress pumper".

by sbjkd January 19, 2009

Fist Pumpers

Men of questionable sexual orientation. He frequently sports large hair and an orange-glo tan. He usually wears colored printed t-shirts and pumps his fists like a spastic jackass while listening to techno music. Often behaving like a dumb moronic drunk stumbling across the floor having no game.

Ew Debbie lets go to another club this one is filled with fist pumpers.

by cocoa puff August 22, 2010

Douche Pumper

Someone who will have sex no matter how disgusting it is and it doesn't matter if the sex is with a boy or girl. In fact the douche pumper almost prefers sex to be nasty. They like having sex with girls on the rag and boys with full colons.

Oh my god Duane! did you really just make it with that stanky chick? What are you? Some kind of Douche Pumper?

See Also: blender, jewdapp, hodapp, Crohn's Disease

by Rare Hare July 21, 2006

Sauce Pumper

Pronounciation: sôs puhm-per

One who pumps sauce.

I hate the alliance, I am a sauce pumper.

by Philllip September 1, 2007