duck pucker

One continually screws things up.

That duck pucker killed my hamster by accident with a microwave.

by VengefulGrandma August 12, 2015

Mud Pucker

When you shart and rub your butt cheeks together like spreading lipstick.

“Man, after Taco Bell I pulled a really wet mud pucker.”

by Gamin2001 May 18, 2020

pucker foot

When your dog proceeds to sit down, but instead of sitting on the floor puts their butthole on your foot.

Ahhhhh! Get off me fido! You just gave me pucker foot! Now I have poop on my ErrForceOnes!

by jackmoon18 May 4, 2016

Pucker Fucker

Original used to describe TV chef Jamie Oliver, whose retarded over-use of the word "Pucker" irritated many folk.

The phrase has now become more widely used to describe any cockney twat or fuck wit.

You Pucker Fucker!

by http://utini.blogspot.com/ May 12, 2004

pucker tube

A pucker tube is your ass hole. It's a tube that ends in a pucker. Other wise known as the dirty dime.

When your pucker tube is a winking it's a stinking. I tol that ho if she goes to bed with a icthy pucker tube she gonna wake up wit a stinky finger.

by gentle moose February 17, 2006

Crusty Pucker

1. noun: rectum
2. noun (pejorative): dink
3. adjective: of little merit

1. Me gotz crusty pucker itch cuz no wipey good
2. yo crusty pucker hush up we tryin' to watch da paporno movie!
3. What ho, these ding dongs are crusty pucker!

by Songg Righta March 14, 2004

Lemonade Pucker

The act of Peeing in your hand then slapping the next person you see.

*SLAP!* "You just got lemonade Puckered"

by Manilla jones August 18, 2010