duck pucker

One continually screws things up.

That duck pucker killed my hamster by accident with a microwave.

by VengefulGrandma August 12, 2015

pucker

to hold onto with your rear end.

coming round the bottom corner in 3rd gear was garanteed to make the fastest rider pucker.

by Slack junior March 10, 2007

Pucker Fucker

Original used to describe TV chef Jamie Oliver, whose retarded over-use of the word "Pucker" irritated many folk.

The phrase has now become more widely used to describe any cockney twat or fuck wit.

You Pucker Fucker!

by http://utini.blogspot.com/ May 12, 2004

pucker tube

A pucker tube is your ass hole. It's a tube that ends in a pucker. Other wise known as the dirty dime.

When your pucker tube is a winking it's a stinking. I tol that ho if she goes to bed with a icthy pucker tube she gonna wake up wit a stinky finger.

by gentle moose February 17, 2006

Crusty Pucker

1. noun: rectum
2. noun (pejorative): dink
3. adjective: of little merit

1. Me gotz crusty pucker itch cuz no wipey good
2. yo crusty pucker hush up we tryin' to watch da paporno movie!
3. What ho, these ding dongs are crusty pucker!

by Songg Righta March 14, 2004

Lemonade Pucker

The act of Peeing in your hand then slapping the next person you see.

*SLAP!* "You just got lemonade Puckered"

by Manilla jones August 18, 2010

pucker factor

Fear of the unknown, the unexpected, surprise, knowing you may be injured serverly and fearing you may not be killed outright!

Check out the newly published book by 1st Books Library, THE PUCKER FACTOR, one noncombatant's Vietnam memoir, by Daniel C, Webster

by "Duke"Webster November 9, 2003