proogling

When faced with a vexing—and possibly spiritual / existential—question, to both pray and google for answers.

"I want you to lead this new kind of church workshop! You'd be perfect for it!"

"Uh, sure! Okay! That would be a great idea!" (wonders what they're talking about, so spends fifteen urgent minutes proogling to prepare)

by reveilles December 31, 2020

Probaling

Poppy and coby are the best ever

Probaling and will have the best future

by Coby_the_god22 December 10, 2022

providing context

Nice way of saying serving cunt

Bless your heart. I’m just providing context.

by Giving Brat July 28, 2024

profligorous

It is a word used by pretentious undergraduates to mean “humorous.” Pseudo-intellectual gobbledegook.

“Ben says friendships are transactional!”
“I think he was being profligorous, or trying to be, at least.”

by GoodDoctorH January 15, 2026

Prowling Wolf

Middle aged to senior aged man who lies to his spouse/significant other about where he is and what he's doing, doesnt answer the phone or text despite knowing hes worrying/hurting them after being gone for hours, while he's out cheating. Often blames the spouse for their confrontation, saying things like "you're not going to control me" "Jesus It's not my fault the line was so long" "I didn't hear my phone/My phone died, you're overreacting" "I needed a break from you". Often fulfilling some immature notion he thinks makes him look cool and young and independent, usually fueled by other disloyal so-called friends who are mainly jealous of the good relationship he actually has at home, while ruining the best thing he has going for him at point in his life. AKA cheating loser, man whore, self destructive idiot. Usually wind up alone and unloved, as those so-called friends aren't even there for them after they ruined their relationship whoring around.

PW: "I'm sick of you badgering me about how long I'm gone! I'm 59 years old, you're not going to control me!"
Spouse: "It doesn't take 2 1/2 hours to drive 6 blocks to buy toilet paper you didn't even bring home! I don't want to control you, but you can't even control yourself. You aren't treating me like this anymore. You're a damn lying cheating idiotic Prowling Wolf showing out for his worthless friends, and now you're single! I want a divorce!"

by SunlightRevelations March 28, 2025

Prefiring

When you take your penis out of your pants and start urinating while walking to the toilet

"I was PREFIRING and I pissed on the family dog."
Noun: prefire (present tense)
Verb: prefire (pretense), prefiring (pretense tense), prefired (past tense)

by George_Floyd6000 April 22, 2025

promoling

a slave whose job is to promote something

the graveyard promolings will not be getting fed today.

by bearfan52 April 23, 2025