while watching the newly released film Twilight a female straddles you and whilst grinding your lap, you blow in you pants causing a nickle sized cum stain to appear on your pants and the female passes out in laughter.
yo i was over this niggas house things got really hot and heavy long story short he gave me a premo dan
by blumpkinboynov April 4, 2009
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Joe: Sounds good, although I'd better pop a premodium first, those wings tear me up.
Joe: Sounds good, although I'd better pop a premodium first, those wings tear me up.
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Food procured before the smoking of marijuana so that one does not have to leave for munchies after smoking.
This is especially helpful due to the not-wanting-to-go-for-munchies feeling after achieving highness and results in increased euphoria
This is especially helpful due to the not-wanting-to-go-for-munchies feeling after achieving highness and results in increased euphoria
Bob: Should we get some premunchies now?
Bill: Great idea, I never want to drive when I get high anyway
Bob: Dude I'm so baked! I want some munchies!
Bill: Duuuuude, the pre-munchies man!!
Bob:!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill: Great idea, I never want to drive when I get high anyway
Bob: Dude I'm so baked! I want some munchies!
Bill: Duuuuude, the pre-munchies man!!
Bob:!!!!!!!!!!!!
by inventorofpremunchies January 10, 2011
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by 83n May 13, 2011
Get the preminder mug.Good thing premarital sex is acceptable today. I don't think our premoon would have been that much fun without it.
by Yossarian7 November 28, 2011
Get the premoon mug.Prom hormones! People with promones will be nicer, flirtier, and will general appear more attractive, with the excitingness of prom.
by PurpleFurLover July 6, 2012
Get the Promones mug.A emotional disturbance thought to affect 2 out of 3 men commonly but not always around about the time of the full moon.
Symptoms include : tiredness, loss or increase of appetite , irritable , weepy, mood swings, disrupted sleep patterns, poor concentration , anxiety, strange cravings ( particularly for chocolate ) Symptoms may last for anything from a day to a whole week.
Symptoms include : tiredness, loss or increase of appetite , irritable , weepy, mood swings, disrupted sleep patterns, poor concentration , anxiety, strange cravings ( particularly for chocolate ) Symptoms may last for anything from a day to a whole week.
Mr Smith had not been himself this week, after checking his calendar and observing the phase of the moon he was left in no doubt that he was indeed premanstrual and that a nice box of chocs although may not vanquish the symptoms would certainly offer light relief.
by Sheecreature December 8, 2012
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