practive

When you say you will practice, but don't. And then make up some lame excuse why you didn't practice. But if you don't wanna lie, say you practived.

Teacher: Did you study?
Student: Sure, I practived a lot!

by RANDOMPERSON!!!!!! April 12, 2010

practice safe sites

the action of not going on sites that could give you malicious viruses. More specifically this is aimed towards porn sites because they often tend to f up your computer.

Dave: Dude did you check out that new porn site i sent you a link to?
Pete: Nah man, I've started to practice safe sites ever since i got that virus scare
Dave: Good call bro, i should probably start doing that.

by RCDpiratePete June 1, 2011

Practice Group

1) Code for a circle jerk. When a group of males sit in a circle, jerking each other off.

2) Discrete manner to convey the message and/or the invitation of a circle jerk in the company of strangers.

Steve told his wife Laura that he will have to work late Friday night at his firm for a practice group event knowing she wouldn't catch on that he will be involved in a circle jerk with his colleagues. Steve felt pretty smug that he told his wife what he was really doing but she wouldn't recognize the phrase.

by El Pullar June 15, 2011

practice my French

This phrase sounds like homework when in actuality it means to French kiss for long periods of time. Other times it can't mean to "eat out" a girl.

I have to get home, I'm cgoing to practice my French

by Yepers September 30, 2014

practisexual

When one finds being practical sexy
This was first introduced by the informal investigation podcast

Those cargo pants are so practisexual

by Pizzaface999 November 6, 2020

best practice

You're an idiot if you're not doing at least that

Every idiot knows that less form fields is a best practice

by mrB2B May 28, 2018

Flute Practice

A blowjob

Person 1: Hey where were you?
Person 2: I was at flute practice

by A_ViolaPlayer June 10, 2018