Potty Shot

The profile pics used on social networks that have been taken in the bathroom mirror in order to obtain the perfect pose.

I want to look really good for my new profile pic, so I am going to use the bathroom mirror and make it a potty shot.

by c-ality May 12, 2012

potty surfing

(v) the act of dropping a turd in the toilet and having water splash up on your ass.

I just got back from potty surfing and my ass is soaked!

by Snark Chariot November 3, 2011

potty hole

the anus

I just pooped one of those poops that feels like a jagged rock, and man does my potty hole hurt.

by cornelius flux November 18, 2009

Porta-Potty

1. Portable toilets used by Americans and other nations to remove one's wastes
2. Secret government time-machines disguised as porta-potties

1. "Thank god this concert had a porta-potty"
2. "The government is hunting me down ever since i stepped into their porta-potty

by thegovernmenthasaliensandareah May 9, 2014

potty soup

A condition that occurs when many people use the same toilet but do not flush, thus creating a yellow/brown soupy broth in the bowl. This condition is most commonly found in public restrooms on interstate highways, in shopping mall restrooms and bathrooms in college dormitories.

I shouldn't have eaten lunch at Taco Bell because when I went to use the restroom at the mall I was confronted with potty soup in every stall!!!

by milty September 5, 2005

potty ankle

When you break your ankle after falling asleep on the toilet, your feet go numb and you stand up.

I have potty ankle because I broke it after falling asleep on the toilet!

by pinktaco1313 March 7, 2016

Potty dance

The dance you do when you are desperate to use the toilet to avoid peeing or pooping your pants.

That kid's doing the potty dance!
kid: Mommy I need to go potty!
seconds later, kid pees their pants

by Vocabnerd October 29, 2020