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Potty Shot

The profile pics used on social networks that have been taken in the bathroom mirror in order to obtain the perfect pose.
I want to look really good for my new profile pic, so I am going to use the bathroom mirror and make it a potty shot.
by c-ality May 12, 2012
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potty hole

I just pooped one of those poops that feels like a jagged rock, and man does my potty hole hurt.
by cornelius flux November 18, 2009
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potty surfing

(v) the act of dropping a turd in the toilet and having water splash up on your ass.
I just got back from potty surfing and my ass is soaked!
by Snark Chariot November 3, 2011
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Porta-Potty

1. Portable toilets used by Americans and other nations to remove one's wastes
2. Secret government time-machines disguised as porta-potties
1. "Thank god this concert had a porta-potty"
2. "The government is hunting me down ever since i stepped into their porta-potty
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potty soup

A condition that occurs when many people use the same toilet but do not flush, thus creating a yellow/brown soupy broth in the bowl. This condition is most commonly found in public restrooms on interstate highways, in shopping mall restrooms and bathrooms in college dormitories.
I shouldn't have eaten lunch at Taco Bell because when I went to use the restroom at the mall I was confronted with potty soup in every stall!!!
by milty September 5, 2005
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potty-terrorist

a person who purposefully farts in a crowd to enjoy the commotion it causes.
Dude, your homeboy is a straight

potty-terrorist. He farted the entire flight to Hawaii and just sat there innocently enjoying the mayhem he created. People were confused and pissed.
by Ace Fantagious May 18, 2021
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Potty emergency

When you have to go potty really bad but there's no where to relieve yourself.
Little kid:mommy daddy I have to go potty. One of the parents:there's no potty here you'll have to hold t until we get to one. little kid ten minutes later crying: I need to go potty!!! I'm having a potty emergency!!! One of the parents: stop crying before you use the potty in your carseat. Little kid crying:I can't hold it!!!
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