Potatoness (adj.) (PO-Tay-Toe-Ness) the act of being potato like or in other words being like Lucilla Faith. 2. The act of laying around and being lazy.
x: wow look at that potatoness lucilla is doing 2. Wow look at all the potatoness Cori has going on. Just laying on the couch like that. 3 sorry I was late, I had too much potatoness going on
by Alpha Defender October 22, 2015

POTATO!!!!!!!
by Anonymous_hate_writer December 31, 2019

Someone named potato is the most powerful being in the universe and can destroy entire galaxies with just a thought.
You do not want to mess with a potato. You will most likely be killed.
You do not want to mess with a potato. You will most likely be killed.
by A different random guy October 27, 2018

The proper spelling of the starchy root-vegetable, according to then-vice-president Dan Quayle as he tried to correct a small child in spelling.
<Child> "Potato. P-o-t-a-t-o. Potato."
<DQ> "Thats P-O-T-A-T-O-E you stupid kid!"
<Secret Service Agent> "Uh, Mr. Vice-president, the child was actually correct."
<DQ> "Oh."
<DQ> "Thats P-O-T-A-T-O-E you stupid kid!"
<Secret Service Agent> "Uh, Mr. Vice-president, the child was actually correct."
<DQ> "Oh."
by pythonspam November 7, 2003

A man's bulge in his pants. A word generally used incognito between friends whilst in public, after noticing a rather large (or small) bulge.
by Muckked Up January 3, 2014

The best food in the world!!!
dude 1- What did you have for dinner?
dude 2- Just some potato chips and French fries.
dude 1- YEAH POTATOES ROCK!!!
dude 2- Just some potato chips and French fries.
dude 1- YEAH POTATOES ROCK!!!
by Colin H. Christ August 17, 2008

The foolish believers of fake news commonly found on the internet, specifically social media. These potato’s or Taters can be found liking, sharing, and commenting on the most obvious of made up posts.
Originated on America’s Last Line of Defense social media group.
Originated on America’s Last Line of Defense social media group.
<someone posts verifiably fake made up content>
1: thank you for getting truth out there and fighting those neocommies
2: I love the smell of potato in the morning
1: thank you for getting truth out there and fighting those neocommies
2: I love the smell of potato in the morning
by Whynotyo? February 26, 2019
