poser

everybody according to someone. in reality a poser is someone who pretends to be someone they are not. only acting a certain way because they want to be accepted. the problem is someone is going to call you a poser no matter what. the term has lost all meaning really. i once heard a jackass call marilyn manson a poser. really? who is he trying to be if not simply himself? so in short everybody is a poser apparently.

bob: have you listened to the new gwar album?

jack: you like gwar? you're such a poser.

bob: you're a fucking idiot. why do we even hang out?

by JONNYNEKRO May 14, 2011

Posnered

When a bowl of marijuana has a few remaining hits before being kicked. Weed connoisseurs will empty the bowl rather than continue to smoke ashy weed. Average or younger pot smokers will typically continue to smoke a bowl that is posnered until it is completely kicked.

I was really drunk and smoked it till it was kicked. I usually repack it once it's posnered.

by Wabam20 January 27, 2013

Posterior pal

A butt buddy with whom you have had formal affairs with.

I would like to introduce you to my fine colleague and posterior pal Bob.

by СукаБлять June 16, 2018

urban poser

(N) an urban poser is someone who writes their own names on Urbandictionary and makes they're name sound incredibly cool or awesome when in reality it is not.

Guy 1-"hey dude, I just added my name into Urbandictionary!"
Guy2-"cool. Lemme see...'A totally awesome guy that has a huge dong and gets all the ladies'.
Guy 1-"doesn't that describe me perfectly?"
Guy 2- "dude you're such an urban poser.

by sYK0t1Ck April 13, 2010

party poser

Someone who hits the town every night not for their own enjoyment, but to impress the people who party.

Emily: Have you seen Lizzy? She goes out every night and then complains about being tired in class.

Katie: That's cuz she's a party poser, yo!

by EveryNightICannes March 20, 2011

T-Poser

A T-Poser is someone who does a T-Pose (the act of positioning your body into the shape of the letter "T" by standing straight up and extending your arms out from the sides of your body). This living meme refers to the reference pose used in 3D animation, but has evolved into asserting dominance on people, and even the creation of T-Pose cults in recent years.

The T-Posers are chanting "one of us" in a T-Pose circle as usual.

by The Grand T-Poser December 6, 2018

skater girl poser

A bitch who skates for friends/boyfriends. Not good at actual skating, but really good at holding an unscratched plan b board.

Hey Becky I like your board

Thanks, I love it so much it really isn't heavy at all!

Do an ollie

I would but my heel hurts and I don't feel good #skatergirlzswag skater girl poser

by Based_Kid13 June 23, 2014