Shredded Pork

An engorged and puffy pork ring post a climactic round of unlubricated anal sex.

Girl I can hardly walk to my desk this morning. Luther bent my soapy ass over in the shower and left me with a towel and shredded pork.

by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016

pork watching

To watch someone/something while relentlessly eating pork. Popularized by Joe Gatto

I ate 3 pounds of pork while watching you earlier, sorry for pork watching you bro

by xSkulkerR February 6, 2018

Pork Ring

A gentleman's reference to the anal sphincter. The bung or rectum.

Carl: I made the old lady squirm last night.

Roger: How so?
Carl: Gave her two fingers knuckle deep in the pork ring.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2016

John Pork

John Pork is a once man turned pig that loves travelling the world in his free time. His instagram has over 100k followers and he has gone viral on TikTok.

Tragically, John Pork recently died after nobody picked the phone up when he called them for help, resulting in his kidnappers killing his at 23:51 on 2nd April, 2023. RIP!

Girl - Who's is that?
Boy - It's THE John Pork. Answer - he is leng.

by Jonathan Pork VII of Piglania April 6, 2023

pork sword

the spam javelin, cok,nob,penis

"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"

by pax September 18, 2003

pork sword

The common term for a fellas old chap.

I gonna give a peice of my pork sword!

by ave-it April 11, 2003

Burning The Pork

Another term for jerking off.

Person 1: "Is Kelly done with that estimate yet!?!?"
Person 2: "...nah, dudes been Burning The Pork all morning"

by GRIZZLY PIPPINS February 28, 2019