porcupine girl

A woman who has as many weiners sticking out of her as shes had stuck in her.

Hey is that a porcupine girl?

Yea cant you see all the dicks sticking out of her?

by nick469 December 5, 2013

porcupine sack

When you don't shave yo sack( ball sack) after a long period of time and the hair on the sack(ball sack) grows back thick and pokes you in yo penis ( male gentalia)

Bruh..... I got major porcupine sack!

My side bitch be complaining 'bout my porcupine sack!

by OG GANGSTA MASTER JDOOOOOOG November 27, 2015

spanish porcupine

When you take public transportation in Harlem and get stabbed.

The other day I took the 51 and got the spanish porcupine. Now i'm here in the hospital with a deep stab wound.

by Greg & Rob December 28, 2015

Porcupine Syndrome

When a female has taken so many penises that if they were sticking out of her she would look like a Porcupine

Mary had sex with three guys last night, she definitely has porcupine syndrome

by nickgr7 September 29, 2017

Porcupine curfew

1. When a woman (or man) refuses to kiss a man with stubble or bristles on his chin / upper lip; insisting on a clean-shaved partner.

2. A refusal to have interiors or oral sex with a partner with unshaven pubes.

She imposed a porcupine curfew because she hated his designer stubble .
He wouldn't go down on her until she had a brasilian, called it a porcupine curfew.

by Spike Hike June 10, 2017

Porcupine pussy

If the amount of dicks a girl has had inside were to stick out of her pussy to form a porcupine

Boy 1: Petra is such a blessing.

Boy 2: Hell no, she has a porcupine pussy bro. Every guy in a 100 mile radius has slept with her.

by stonerbobalice July 6, 2016

Ubiquitous Porcupine

A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.

They tiptoed the hallways in fear of a run-in with the ubiquitous porcupine.

by Ayes for Days May 27, 2016