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porcupine cookie

the act of inserting a metal rod into your urethra and then inserting it during sex. the result will mimic what would happen if you fucked a porcupine.
She had to get surgery after the porcupine cookie we tried last night!
by cookieeater420 June 7, 2021
mugGet the porcupine cookiemug.

porcupined

I was porcupined in the forest last night.
by Blizito August 28, 2021
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brazillian porcupine

there was a brazillian porcupine at the festival
by anonymous July 24, 2022
mugGet the brazillian porcupinemug.

Porcupine curfew

1. When a woman (or man) refuses to kiss a man with stubble or bristles on his chin / upper lip; insisting on a clean-shaved partner.

2. A refusal to have interiors or oral sex with a partner with unshaven pubes.
She imposed a porcupine curfew because she hated his designer stubble .
He wouldn't go down on her until she had a brasilian, called it a porcupine curfew.
by Spike Hike June 10, 2017
mugGet the Porcupine curfewmug.

Porcupine

The act of sticking a needle down your urethra then after foreplay shoot it out into your partners cervix, also useful for an alternative abortion, very kinky.
“Yo i just got my girl pregnant I can’t afford that shit
“Porcupine that bitch
by DaBabyDick February 27, 2020
mugGet the Porcupinemug.

Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.
After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025
mugGet the Porcupine Eating Pineapplemug.

soggy porcupine

Rubbing one's not-so-freshly shaved genitalia against another person's not not-so-freshly shaved genitalia to completion.
Dude my BF didn't wax last night, so we just had a soggy porcupine and left work.
by The debacle in the valley January 24, 2024
mugGet the soggy porcupinemug.

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