the act of inserting a metal rod into your urethra and then inserting it during sex. the result will mimic what would happen if you fucked a porcupine.
by cookieeater420 June 7, 2021
Get the porcupine cookiemug. I was porcupined in the forest last night.
by Blizito August 28, 2021
Get the porcupinedmug. by anonymous July 24, 2022
Get the brazillian porcupinemug. 1. When a woman (or man) refuses to kiss a man with stubble or bristles on his chin / upper lip; insisting on a clean-shaved partner.
2. A refusal to have interiors or oral sex with a partner with unshaven pubes.
2. A refusal to have interiors or oral sex with a partner with unshaven pubes.
She imposed a porcupine curfew because she hated his designer stubble .
He wouldn't go down on her until she had a brasilian, called it a porcupine curfew.
He wouldn't go down on her until she had a brasilian, called it a porcupine curfew.
by Spike Hike June 10, 2017
Get the Porcupine curfewmug. The act of sticking a needle down your urethra then after foreplay shoot it out into your partners cervix, also useful for an alternative abortion, very kinky.
by DaBabyDick February 27, 2020
Get the Porcupinemug. When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.
After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025
Get the Porcupine Eating Pineapplemug. Rubbing one's not-so-freshly shaved genitalia against another person's not not-so-freshly shaved genitalia to completion.
by The debacle in the valley January 24, 2024
Get the soggy porcupinemug.