When two homosexual men engage in violent fight sex in a bathroom stall, where the PLOWEE eats a previously SHAT turd left by the PLOWER, and the turd is covered in alcohol and then set on fire. The PLOWEE must eat everything, and lick the bowl clean all while being PLOWED unmerciful.
Ohhh Todd ! My man ass is wet and ripe for destruction, let’s hit the powder room and indulge in a porcelain flambe !!!!
by Little g money October 20, 2021
by nero11 February 25, 2008
When you get up in the middle of the night to go to bathroom, you urinate on the porcelain inside the toilet, instead of directly on the water to avoid making that 'sploshing sound.' This is done to avoid waking up your spouse or a roommate.
"I heard you get up last night and go to the bathroom"
"Really? Thats strange, I took a porcelain piss."
"Really? Thats strange, I took a porcelain piss."
by thelol6 December 26, 2010
A ticktock trend in where teens are taking their parents porcelain, grinding it up to snort it as if it was a drug.
by Trashrat3 October 02, 2022
Having diarrhea so bad it seems as though the fecal matter will permanently stain the porcelain toilet.
by Asmeister December 23, 2010
Taking a piss in a public bathroom.
Joseph was talking to Gillian about the Mexicans who through used toilette paper on the floor at work. In the middle of the conversation, Joseph stood up and said: "I'll be right back I need to water the porcelain."
by Funzie January 30, 2014
Porcelain cinnamon is what's left on the back of the toilet bowl when a lad in front of you wipes his bum when he finishes pooping. It's a mixture of toilet paper, feces, and butt hair. The position one must get in to wipe adequately often lends itself to quite a bit of the sediment left behind on the seat. One must always be wary of the porcelain cinnamon prior to sitting down on the bowl themselves.
The lad in front of me left quite a bit of porcelain cinnamon behind, so I'm going to need to clean off this toilet seat before I sit down.
by MeatSweats69 December 11, 2019