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Coinstar Poor

The state of being so ridiculously strapped for cash, you're forced with one last option: scrounging for change so you can cash them in. Usually occurs towards the beginning of the week, after blowing your whole paycheck on fast food, booze, strippers and/or illegal drugs over the weekend.
Jake: Hey Dave, Britney and I are going out for sushi. Why don't you bring that chick you were hitting on Saturday night with us? We'll all go together!

Dave: Nah man, Saturday night I spent all my money on pizza and beer. I'm coinstar poor.
by brokeasajoke88 February 2, 2010
mugGet the Coinstar Poormug.

poor day

The definition of Poor Day is really, quite simple. If you’re on social assistance or disability; then, by the time you pay your rent and menial bills, you’re poor again.
Person A: Wooo hooo! It’s PayDay tomorrow!

Person B: You mean POOR DAY...
by Keronica Kadwell May 4, 2018
mugGet the poor daymug.

vancouver poor

Someone who may be considered financially secure or even wealthy, but is impoverished by high housing costs and cost of living conditions within their current region.
Yeah, Susan's the CEO, but she takes out loans to visit the food bank. She's not poor, just vancouver poor.

Mark is so vancouver poor that the only hobby he can afford is visiting the bank to watch the ATM spit out his money.

Sarah is so vancouver poor that she can only eat out when she forces her staff to buy a group deal.
by markemark1923 February 2, 2023
mugGet the vancouver poormug.

piss poor

my computer is really slow I would go as far to say its piss poor
by twitterfan123456789 August 3, 2012
mugGet the piss poormug.

rent poor

adj - the state of being poor because you had to use all your money to pay your rent.
I know I'm eating canned green beans for dinner, but I'm not poor, I'm just rent poor!
by babygurl11111 December 9, 2010
mugGet the rent poormug.

so poor

A term used to describe an unfortunate but ludicrous event in a casual manner. Commonly used as a descriptor or a reaction depending on the situation. Similar to "it is what it is".
Felicity: "He just dumped me for my mom."
Caleb: "So poor."
by sopoor September 14, 2021
mugGet the so poormug.

poor as fuck

The state of having so little money that you don't even live paycheck to paycheck; you live paycheck to a week before the next paycheck.

Also defined as completely not having enough money to pay necessary bills, yet being very much employed.
"Oh hey there! Yeah, sorry I couldn't make it to lunch the other day. Had to donate plasma again to pay my phone bill...and get gas. Had just enough left over to get two McChickens! Two!!"
This bitch is poor as fuck.
by Skittles24 May 8, 2016
mugGet the poor as fuckmug.

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