They are so Paralysis.
by Koki K January 27, 2008
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As the most beloved constant in mathematics, it’s not surprising that π is prone to piralysis every now and then, as it pops up in fewer proofs from delayed publications that came out when the world was on lockdown.
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The inability to move as a result of a pet having made a comfortable spot on or against one's body.
Also sometimes colloquially called "pet-lock", from the stoner's term, "couch-lock".
Also sometimes colloquially called "pet-lock", from the stoner's term, "couch-lock".
I need to pee so bad right now, but I have petralysis: my cat has been sleeping on my lap for hours.
by Tesla Bumper Car February 22, 2011
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Oh I had a werid dream about black people in sleep paralysis
Person: what was it?
They were stealing all of my shit
Person: what was it?
They were stealing all of my shit
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"My proposal was well received by anyone I spoke to about it, but now it's been stymied by a paralysis of bureaucrats."
by Dudge September 23, 2022
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by Numerati March 26, 2025
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