poontang drought 

When a man or gay female hasn't had any pussy for substantial amount of time.

-Bro, i really need to get laid. Like bad.
-Oh really, broseph? Are you in a poontang drought?

poontang drought by the_wolfy March 14, 2014

Poontang Puncher 

One who punches a female in the poontang.

Look! I'ts the Poontang Puncher! RUUUUN.

Poontang Puncher by Fernando, stop goofing off! February 5, 2015

poontang smacker 

-One who can really please the clitoris.

-when one smacks a girls pussy during the act of intercourse

Girl 1: did you go out with that guy you met on Christian mingle last night
Girl 2: yeah but he was a huge poontang smacker which I enjoyed but a good Christian woman like me shouldn't be enjoying.

poontang smacker by Really tan shiba inu July 5, 2015

Poontang Boomerang 

Descriptive name given to a man's severely curved member.

"She was more than intrigued by the shape of my Johnson. Told you Dude, it's a Poontang Boomerang!"

Poontang Boomerang by BigBS67 December 15, 2021

Poontang Pummel

When you really hate a bitch and want to knock them into the next dimension

That bitch Amy needs a poontang pummel

Poontang Pummel by Badbitchb23 January 20, 2024

Poontang Patty

A female who like to be licked more than screwed

Poontang Patty loved to go into the back seat with any guy at the Drive In, as long as they ate her not her popcorn

Poontang Patty by Rory O'Doul January 5, 2026

Poontang Violence

Whips and chain, Knots and claims, nothing filled the definition and scope of the poontag violence that fits the uncultured and unhinged experimentation of the Aussie drunken Poontang Violence.

"he and her caused themselves so much Poontang Violence, that they both had Ugg boots on both legs in 40 Degree heat.

Poontang Violence by bithesbeaussie January 16, 2026