Poon

to poon..
to be pooned..
to do the pooning..
to do un-nameble things to someone in random orifices.

"I'm going to poon your girlfriend.. poon her right in the mouth"

by Peachy Cream April 18, 2004

poon

1. The act of placing either your fist, or your cock into someone's ass, making them cum instantly.
2. A gay sex slave
3. Shorter version of spoon.

"When I tackled that guy to the ground, we got into an uncomfortable position. So I was about to teach him a lesson in the art of being pooned."

by xxx_YoloSwag_xxx July 22, 2015

pooned

1.getting "owned" or "powned" except much more demeaning. gettin pooned implies that not only were you "owned" or "powned", but that you were "owned" or "powned" in such a way that it made your little inmasculine vagina hurt.

2. pooned can also be used in terms of pooning on someone who is terrible various competetive games, usually online.

1. "i pooned that guy like no ones business"

"sometimes you just gotta poon a fool"

2. "dang did you see that kill?!"
"hell ya you pooned all over that guy"

by cpt bizarro December 3, 2007

Poon

Poon is the new and cool pronunciation of the word pwn formerly pone... because thats such a cool word already.

For people that take words like pwn and 1334 or wuteva seriously, go rot, shrivel, and die.

"Dude im going to poon you in the ghost"
"not if i poon you in the banshee"

by B.S. December 9, 2004

Poon

A person that enjoys licking bicycle seats and cannot stop

You gotta get over pooning and move on

by Stead February 12, 2008

POON

The word POON/POONING means to have sexual intercourse with another person.

Stephen and I are going to go Poon... We just got done Pooning...

by Poonie! :D August 18, 2010

Poon

When you've got to poo real soon. The point at which you realize that it's coming, and pretty soon you won't be able to stop it, so you better find a fuckin toilet!

Get the fuck out of the shitter, I'm gonna poon!

by sirjamesalot October 16, 2008