The Pokémon rule is when someone says that they pick one of two options and then say “I choose you!”
Cody Rhodes said he wasn’t going to go to wrestlemania against Roman Reigns, only to say at a later date“I choose you Roman Reigns!” Putting in a fake out Pokémon move meant that they picked one of two options and said “I choose you!” Like a fake out and the Pokémon rule
by MFNLGZ February 12, 2024
Get the Pokémon rulemug. A Pokémon is a beautiful girl with lots of potential - potential being that she has a nice body and sexy and small in size
Bro you had better come to the party there’s a lot of Pokémon’s here.
I’ll be right over , gotta catch ‘em all right
I’ll be right over , gotta catch ‘em all right
by Submersible G June 22, 2023
Get the Pokémonmug. Pokemon, also known as pocket monsters, or slaves are creatures that have different very strong abilities that could be used to take over the human species. However, because of their very small brains, they just roam in the wild minding their own business. Until a trainer uses their balls to catch the Pokemon officially making it their slave. Once a trainer catches enough slaves, they will force them to fight each other, usually causing the pokemon to be severely injured.
by WHY_CANT_I_FIND_A_USERNAME March 23, 2022
Get the Pokémonmug. The idea of the game was to catch Pokémon as you do, but do it in the lovely world of the outdoors and still be in the virtual world at the same time, yet obesity rates have skyrocketed substantially since 2016 in the west.
You can't just lose weight and get fitter by walking about and playing Pokémon GO alone. You need to limit your calorie intake and consume calories from healthy sources of protein, carbs and healthy fats rather than eating like a stray dog by guzzling shit tons of empty calories after your walk.
by UltimateDoge June 1, 2022
Get the Pokémon GOmug. by NewJetCartoon June 15, 2017
Get the Pokémon gomug. Screenshot Pokémon is a game made up from about a year ago i played with my friends online. You play by sending screenshots (perferably funny ones, keep it fun.) and basically take turns doing it. if you run out of screenshots (or pictures) take a run to google. (Abbreviation: SSP.)
(please dont take this down)
(please dont take this down)
by givemeafuckingname November 13, 2021
Get the Screenshot Pokémonmug. A wet pokémon is when you are about to eat pussy but it looks like one of the original pokémon while wet.
Guy 1: Man... your sister is weird.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I was eating her pussy last night and when I opened my eyes, her pussy was a wet pokémon!
Guy 2: Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you about that.
Guy 1: How would you know about that?
Guy 2: Uhh... "experience."
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I was eating her pussy last night and when I opened my eyes, her pussy was a wet pokémon!
Guy 2: Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you about that.
Guy 1: How would you know about that?
Guy 2: Uhh... "experience."
by YipDipPotatoChip May 27, 2018
Get the Wet Pokémonmug.