pork piston

a WEENURR
this is my pork piston. it goes in your cumbustion chamber.
by Mediocrites_the_Average June 14, 2011
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reverse 360 piston jammer

The advanced art of standing in front of someone, inserting your fingers into their anus, then forcefully rotating your wrist 360 degrees, it doesn't matter if it breaks, slowly insert more of your arm into the anus, then another forceful 360 movement, this time on your arm. Once this is completed, a full bottle of gorilla glue is applied to the arm and anus, locking it in place.
John: Hey Peter, why is your arm mangled?

Peter: Because I hit Dave with that reverse 360 piston jammer!

John: Peter, you're dead to me you retarded nigga.
by ThatSigmaRizzDawg January 17, 2025
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red-tail piston bopper

The mating call of a rare bird that inhabits the car engine. Identified by a loud screeching sound upon ignition (not to be confused by a worn out engine belt)
"Did you know that your car is making a loud screeching noise?"
"Yes, I think it's a red-tail piston bopper.
It's a mating call."
by Flighty February 01, 2019
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Piston Cup

He did what in his cup?
Lightning McQueen: Doc won 3 Piston Cups!

Mater: He did what in his cup?
by UltimateDoge September 12, 2022
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Piston Viagra

The acquisition or use of a “cool” motor vehicle to remove the possibility of erectile dysfunction. Attempts at extending you’re sexual prowess by owing or associating with a car designed to excite sexually.
Hey did you see my new wheels? Yeah that is definately some serious piston viagra.
by ferret March 16, 2009
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Stinky Piston

Take someone who is face down ass up and lube up your arm and repeatedly punch them in the asshole until your whole fist and arm enter. After it is in, then proceed to pump your clenched fist in and out. Making your arm bend and extend having the look of how a piston works. Hence… The Stinky Piston.
If you don’t shut up, I’m gonna give you a Stinky Piston!
by EkoMiles December 17, 2023
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