poopanoosa

poop mixed with chapstick

-Hey, I ran out of poopanoosa; can I borrow some?

-Sure, today's flavor is bacon and corn with Dr. Pepper lipsmackers.

by KT Lang March 1, 2010

poopaloon

A poopaloon is when a person(s) releases their bowels into a colored latex enclosure (balloon), with the remainder of the mixture being either urine, helium, or air to create the illusion of being a regular balloon. The poopaloon is similar to that of a water balloon (with one obviously shitty difference).

I gave that young lad a poopaloon in appreciation for fucking up my petunias yesterday.

by Shitty P April 11, 2011

phoophie

Fluffy animal fur.

That sheep has phoophie coat. Those stuff animals are phoophie!

by thereddalek19 November 16, 2012

phooping

Pretending to take a dump work so you can play on your phone.

Josh: dude are you feeling ok? You were in the bathroom for like 45 minute.

Jake: Nah, I was just phooping.

Josh: cool what level did you beat.

by jackking November 16, 2013

Poopache

When you have a sharp pain in your lower region because you need to poop.

"Man after I ate that huge burrito I had a massive poopache. It took an hour on the toilet to clear THAT up"

by Heptagon July 17, 2016

poopability

Opurtunity or chance to poop.

thats your last poopability ( last chance for taking a good shit for a while.

by calama February 6, 2017

phoophy

A sex slave

i just bought a phoophy

by getnuttedon84590380548 February 28, 2018