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Phan

Phan is the shipname of danisnotonfire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester). It all started in 2009 when Dan "idolized" Phil and tweeted him every day. Phil eventually noticed and they started to talk and Skype, until they met irl. They soon became flat mates. All was fine and dandy until in 2012, they had a "breakup". Basically, they wouldn't really talk to each other or do collabs for the longest time. Some say it's because of a video, some say it was because of the Phandom pushing Dan over the limits by shipping Phan. The world may never know. But even today, both men are very domestic while together and are a very cute couple.
"OMG I ship Phan like I work as FedEx!"

"OMFG Dan and Phil are SO hot together! Thank god you introduced me to them; I don't know what my life would be like without Phan!"

"Very Phan. Much gay."
by hallopeeps123 January 23, 2016
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Peanutting

The act of yanking one's tie as hard as possible to create an unbreakable knot resembling a peanut.
A: What's wrong?
B: Gary just administered a savage peanutting. points at tie, I cant breath...
by barry glitter October 31, 2011
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Peanus

Peanus is a misspelling of the word penis. It's how some kids spells penis because it sounds like peanus. They also spell vagina vajina.
Kid: Peanus!
Other kid: Peadus! Vajina!
by HawaiianPunch1 January 1, 2022
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Phan

"Phan" is the ship name of Daniel Howell (danisnotonfire) and Phil Lester (amazingphil). The phandomwas created in 2009 when Dan and Phil first collaborated on YouTube. The ship has been standing strong and growing ever since even though they both state that they are straight.
I ship Phan sooooo much

You dare diss Phan, it is real
by Boston terrier December 20, 2015
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welfare peanut butter

Peanut butter produced for those on welfare. It is of the poorest quality, and is so thick and dry that you cannot spread it on even the stalest and crustiest bread.

It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.

Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.
- Man that welfare peanut butter is some nasty s**t!

- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!
by snack tasty July 28, 2006
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Peanut Butter attacks

when you're eating a shload of peanut butter, and it it gets jammed up in your lower throat hole.
Guy 1 "dude im eating so much peanut butter right now."
guy 2 "watch out for dem peanut butter attacks"
guy 1 "*gurgle*" collapses and dies
by booty bumpa October 18, 2009
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