philoscapy

Pha-los-ka-pee
An unusually good day caused by nothing in particular

Dude 1: Everything has gone right today, man.
Dude 2: Lucky bitch, that sounds like a philoscapy.

by VixyElizabeth October 23, 2012

Philosophised

To have one's mind blown or stumped as a result of a philosophic class or conversation.

Guy 1: Sup man!
Guy 2: Nothing, you?
Guy 1: I'm good.
Guy 2: What does it mean to be good?
Guy 1: Err... Um... Well..
Guy 2: YOU JUST GOT PHILOSOPHISED!!

Professor: Why are you here?
Student: To get a degree
Professor: Why?
Student: So I can get a job
Professor: Why?
Student: So I can earn money
Professor: Why?
Student: Ummmmm....
The student in this situation was philosophised.

by Phil O' Sophie April 29, 2013

Palossand

Palossand is just a Sandygast that is now a Sandcastle

Palossand controls adults to make them build it a bigger sand castle, which provides it a disguise and defense. However, Palossand is able to replenish any sand it loses on its own but it's too busy controlling others. The shovel on its head rotates when Palossand searches for prey and is believed to function as radar. It enjoys the life force of living things. By creating a sandy vortex, it will capture small things and absorbing their life force.

Buried beneath every Palossand are masses of dried-up bones from those whose soul it has drained.

by Miles Bonekeeper October 26, 2017

philosophile

(Noun): A lover of Philosophy. Someone who is interested in academic study of Philosophy.

I can see philosophiles thronging in the library of our college.

by Akkii June 12, 2018

Philosophodoxia

Philosophodoxia:

Believing that doing philosophy is worth doing for its own sake, despite the fact that the one philosophizing and those who follow, will all die. Paradoxically, in order to assert this is to make a philosophical claim.

To have philosophodoxia is to love philosophy and philosophizing even though it is ultimately fruitless. It is a chasing after the wind. It is to engage in mental masturbation. It’s to be in love with one’s own intellectual life and derive pleasure from it even though it’s ultimately

Bertrand Russell has philosophodoxia. To bad he didn’t realize his folly, especially being a great logician.

by MindofGod March 12, 2020

Six-Beer Philosophy

That sort of wonderful logical thinking that only comes around the happily drunk stage, after the debris of everyday thinking has been melted away, but before absolute brain paralysis sets in. It can often be accompanied by emphatic verbalisation (especially when no-one else is there) and a forceful jab of the drinking vessel.

"You know what I reckon? I reckon if I shtopped ushing deodorant for a week, my body would automatically readjusht and I'd shtop needing it forever."

"Thatsh shome good six-beer philosophy there mate."

by Cubbs January 19, 2014

philosopussy

A system of values and beliefs advocating that man's primary purpose in life should be getting laid as frequently as possible.

Leo: How is it that you stay so happy without being in a relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ?

Ed: I make all my decisions based on a strict philosopussy; and believe me, the Holy Ghost hasn't got shit on great poontang.

Leo: Damn, I think you just converted me.

by schulwitz April 17, 2009