Perma Hat

One who has a permanent ass hat.

Man, he is such a perma hat.

by Bestie Speigel July 11, 2008

Perma Penis

Also known as Micro Penis. Perma as in permafrost. Your penis gets smaller in the cold.

I have perma penis in the winter.

by Moronhead November 18, 2020

Perma dub

Abriviation for permanent double chin. A person called a perma dub has a very angered personality. Always rasing their voice, and getting mad if they are not heard, while sporting their double chin.

Omg, she kept getting mad. She is such a perma dub

by user_1223 June 24, 2010

Perma plug

A butt plug lubricated with Gorilla Gule

I heard Paige gave Dennis a perma plug cause he wouldn't stop farting

by PhrogMom February 28, 2021

perma

A perma is an authority figure, normally a teacher or parent but feared more than others

Perma fuckin scram lads, just leave your bags and blazers

by Dogn't November 14, 2018

Perma-Sepia

A condition that effects toilets all over the world. Caused by urine overdose which, in turn, gives the toilet bowl that recognizable sepia tone.

This toilet suffers from Perma-Sepia.

by hatshop November 23, 2010

Perma-ban

When you get permanently banned and can never come back for the entirety of your life.

Fuck, they just perma-banned me from the competiton. Now I will never be able to join it again.

by TMGGDM February 01, 2024