perks and pain

top 5 airport player of all time perks and pain is the best
perks and pain how are u doing on this fine evening of April
by dietolive April 29, 2022
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Perk effect

when someone tells you to buy a game and then they never play it with you
person 1: man i just bought this game and he wont even play it with me

person 2: man thats the perk effect now you lost your money
by inks333 June 01, 2025
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Perk effect

when someone tells you to buy a game and then they never play it with you
person 1: man i just bought this game and he wont even play it with me

person 2: man thats the perk effect now you lost your money
by inks333 June 01, 2025
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Perking

*gets call*

Sorry, I’ll call you back later, I’m busy perking.
by fummm September 05, 2021
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Perking

When a person (probably male for hygienic purposes) jerks off while taking a shit.
Man I ate so much food on that date! She was so hot but I got rejected so badly, guess I'll be perking when I get home!
by RottenDeluxe April 29, 2022
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perk friend

" The Perk Friend" definition: a friend who is really shady acting but in public will pretend so hard that the friend (aka victim) actually is their best and only friend just to leach off the perks said friend(aka victim)has to offer them. Whether it be meals, transportation, favor of other friends of said friend(aka victim) has and all other resources but when no perks are available they are back to acting shady and coasting by awaiting another opportunity to get perks.
Stacie said that Kiki was being a perk friend because she is always around when she seems to benefit from it only.
by Jayeverell August 23, 2021
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ASSCLAPER PERK

a type of person who like to assclap his friends. He will smash behind ur back and at parties drinks all the cokes. Man mixes ginger ale with Vodka and distributes it around the party. He has a thing for the Chinese type and won't stop until he gets what he wants. Man like it when his cat jerks off to him but hopes cassie does the same
dude this is a sick hang
that ASSCLAPER PERK drank all the coke
by jparklover February 21, 2017
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