Period

1: a specified amount of time
2: a window of time that a woman experiences agony in their unchartered territory and can last long, usually noticed by blood stains because the vagina is leaking blood

3: ... a dot terminating the sentence

1: there's only a period of time before some strange thing happens
2: Why is there blood coming out of me? i did not cout myself... oh shit... my period... ... ... ...AUGHHHH!!!
3: WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT A PERIOD IS A SIMPLE DOT!?!

by your best idiot April 15, 2010

Period

When you stating facts or some real shit 🤪

“Girl that nigga ain’t shit”
“Period sis❗️“

by IssaSack March 14, 2020

Period

Def 1: To end a sentence
Def 2: Uterus revenge week, satanic ritual, shark week, Niagra Falls of blood, etc.

1:

Tina- You forgot a period.
2:
Mike- HOLY SHIT RUN GET THE CHOCOLATE HURRY MEGAN'S ON HER PERIOD!!!!!
Megan- *screams like a maniac*

by Marcus Wittenburg October 31, 2018

Period

My best excuse to getting out of Phys Ed.....

Me:Hey Mr.P.E. teacher,can i use the bathroom?

Mr.P.E. teacher:No,now go run your mile

Me:Im on my period Mr.P.E. teacher

Mr.P.E. teacher: Fine go ahead

Me:*skips to the bathroom* lalalalalalalaaa~

((one of the very very very few things i love about myself is that my personality doesn't change at all when i get my period))

by BunnysXoXo August 04, 2011

That’s on period

Another way of saying of saying thats on god or this is my definitive final say on the matter. Usually used to reinforce how serious the statement is.

We all need to start acting more like adults starting today and that’s on period.

Mindy should mind her own fucking business, that’s on period.

by Crawscraw November 21, 2019

Period

A period is a 3-14 day procedure of when the female uterus leaks out blood. Blood. Red blood. They get horrible cramps that feel like you're getting punched in the stomach contentiously without break. You either eat like a hippo or don't eat anything. Period's can rarely cause people to faint and can start from the age of 8-16, the second you finish your period forever you have no way of becoming prego. Sorry not sorry. If you eat like a hippo on your period you shall consume every solid in sight if it's edible. If you have loss of appetite you shall never even want to look at or touch food. If your a mix of both, im super sorry. The female gender during this procedure are moodier then moody margaret. Please beware of any females if they show signs of being on they're period. Do not piss them off, argue with them, or disagree. Best be if you leave them in peace or give them chocolate. Thank you.

Don't bother Cassandra, she's on her period and she will either beat or kill you.

by theh0t3m0 December 30, 2021

Period

Picture this.... You are a 17 year old girl. You go to school with some bitchy ass preps, your ex, and one friend who you actually see around the school on a daily basis. You bleed through your pants without a change in clothes, you have stomach cramps all day, and people were embarrassed to be seen with you because you look like shit. You go home needing someone to understand you, waterproof mascara, new pants and a damn Hershey bar. This goes on for 6 more days

Guy 1: How'd you get that black eye?
Guy 2: Girlfriend's on her period, she threw a brush at me.
Girl in the background: KEVIN WHERE'S MY CHOCOLATE BAR?

by TheOriginalLlama May 02, 2015