Pepsi

A cheap remake of coca-cola. Most commonly consumed by people who are colorblind and cannot see that it is in fact Pepsi and not cocacola. However, they don't drink very much of it, because it tastes revolting and they realize what it is in the first sip and throw it at the nearest bum.

Wtf mister pizza guy??!!! I asked for coke!!! What is this nasty blue crap?!?!!???!!?

Uhh.... pepsi? It tastes like exactly the same dude.

Have you ever tried it?

No, but i heard that from my colorblind friend.

He was drinkin a coke man. Taste this shit.

-drinks a little, then spits it out-

EWWWW!!!

i know man.

by Burnt pancake April 15, 2008

Pepsi

The drink of a new generation, the stopper of all protests, the bringer of peace.

"hey those two guys are fighting I gotta bridge the divide with this amazing Pepsi"

by PepsiConsumer May 10, 2017

Pepsi

What poor people snort.

"I couldn't find me any coke from my usual sources, so were gonna have to snort pepsi instead."

by stimpy October 16, 2003

Pepsi

1. A carbonated cola flavored beverage similar to "Coca-Cola"

2. A code word cokeheads use as a coverup when in public, in reference to cocaine (duh)

1. Pepsi is very good drink, especially when you're intentionally trying to vomit.

2. Dude, I scored some Pepsi for only thirty bucks!

by Allegra September 4, 2003

PEPSI

P.usyy E.aters P.lease S.ay I

Hey are you a PEPSI person?

by aerogirl July 25, 2011

Pepsi

1) The source of all evil
2) Watered-down Coke-flavored lube

Note that Coke is better than Pepsi, and that the only way one could get the flavor of Pepsi would be to water down Coke-flavored lube and bottle it.

1) OH SHIT, I had to buy a Pepsi and now my life is cursed by the carbonated drink gods!!
2) Ugh, this Coke imitation drink tastes like lube!

by Kisaki Kattakuzai January 8, 2009

Pepsi

Pay Every Peny to Save Israel

by al-muslim October 1, 2003