Penguin

Ridiculously and ungodly cool; of high status due to style.

That girl Kristen is the penguinest girl in Arizona.

Be above the influence, be penguin.

by Travison July 25, 2007

Penguining

When two people commence an open mouth kiss, and due to alcohol content, one proceeds to throw up/puke/drive the chunder bus into the other's mouth.

'Dude Zak was at a party and this girl totally penguined him'

'Zak hated Penguining'

by Freddykenward September 30, 2014

Penguin

- A penguin.
- a person of high caliber.
- being of high caliber.

- That black and white thing with a beak is a penguin.
- He was a penguin to do that for you.
- Man, that was so penguin.

by wisebutweary June 21, 2003

Penguin

That short fat guy who gets all the chicks.

Man, I can't compete. There's gonna be PENGUINS there!

by Boob Titson June 30, 2003

penguin

penguin babies are cute-ass fluffy things that eat adult penguin puke. Love them!

Note: this definition is on crack

Him: a look, did you know penguins eats their mama's puke when they're a baby?

Her: No, I didn't. What a suprise. Let's try that one day.

by Kerry (the Kiwi) December 11, 2006

penguin

A person who thinks in black and white terms and won't associate with people outside of his group.

Billy is such a penguin because he avoids people who don't share his values.

by MS31 October 13, 2007

Penguinism

The description of something or someone being penguin-like.

1. Dude, this guy walks like a penguin.

2. Kyle: It's fucking freezing out here! Aren't you even cold?

Jer: It's okay, I'm like a penguin, I'm used to this sort of thing.

3. Claire, I think I'm going to write a book. It'll be the "Book of Penguinisms". Everything penguin, from the cute birds themselves, to the quirks about the people we hang around with.

by GrafixPenguin87 January 29, 2009