The act of anal fucking a female with your balls then having the female give you head with the shit covered balls draping down, resembling a pelican with a brown gullet.
by Mike bob January 18, 2007
Get the Brown Pelicanmug. by Shoegazer86 September 23, 2010
Get the Pelican Beardmug. When you thought your afternoon delight was well timed, but the family turns out to be right there - speechless doesn't even begin to describe your anxiety, embarrassment, shock, disbelief, horror...
by kmb00 June 14, 2021
Get the Disgruntled Pelicanmug. The act of sitting on someone's face so as to allow them to blow you as you simultaneously defecate into their hair.
"Bro. Gave my girlfriend a Chocolate Pelican last night"
"Oh snap, my chick would never let me do that. She'd be all like, 'not in my hair you don't.'
"Oh snap, my chick would never let me do that. She'd be all like, 'not in my hair you don't.'
by Hasina&Marious June 21, 2010
Get the Chocolate Pelicanmug. It is when the male over-achieves in shaving his penis completely bald, and it is soft as a pillow. The penis resembles the body of a pelican.
"man I have heard of trimming the hedges or maybe a whack job, but jimmy gave his penis the bald pelican".
by Joe Diffie April 14, 2013
Get the The Bald Pelicanmug. When banging a girl on the beach, pull out, tap your hog in the sand, and jam it back in. The noise that results sounds like a screaming Pelican.
by Mech 2 March 13, 2010
Get the Screamin Pelicanmug. by Dlcfc October 30, 2010
Get the Pelicans Yawnmug.