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Carson Palmer

An NFL quarterback who plays for the Cincinnati Bengals and has potential to be one of the greatest, if not the greatest, in history. His ACL and MCL were torn on his first ever pass attempt in the playoffs. He will be back sometime in 2006 to kick the Steelers' asses.
{empty set} > Carson Palmer > Peyton Manning > Tom Brady > Michael Vick
by Weezer Ohio April 26, 2006
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Palmer Tool

A device, usually a wire or pin, used to clean resin out of a clogged weed pipe
Yo Max pass me that Palmer tool, my one-hitter is clogged
by The_dawg June 4, 2019
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Harold Palmer

An intoxicating beverage made by boiling marijuana in the same manner one would normally prepare tea.
Pothead1: Hey dude, you want to make some Harold Palmer?

Pothead2: No man, i already toked to much.

Pothead1: Ok. Hey dude, we should make some Harold Palmer!

Pothead2: Great idea man! I can't believe you didn't think of that earlier!
by Higgs October 9, 2012
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Palmer nelson

It relates with the full nelson. This is given by the leader of the pack or the bear. To lock your hands together behind someone's head while reaching from underneath the pits.
"She is so simple" Drunk guy One
"I bet you cant put her in a nelson tonight" Drunk guy Two
"The Palmer Nelson?" Drunk guy One.
"Yeaa..." Drunk guy Two
"Oh, that's a bet"
by The Smashcastle October 30, 2011
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Palmer Jonathan

Palmer Jonathan (soul clarity on YouTube) is a Bay Area expert in Parkour and fourth degree black belt of Jung SuWon. His skills are awesome and far more fly than his fellow Jung SuWon experts on the bay area YouTube scene. He is awesome. Someone to watch. A Parkour version of Jackie Chan in the making. See, Fremont CA isn't all bad. The dude heralds from there, yo.
Palmer Jonathan (proper name) Jon Palmer, Soul Clarity.
by zippydippyzee June 18, 2011
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Jeremiah Palmer

The act of taking Jeremiah Weed Sweet Tea and Jeremiah Weed Lemonade and mixing them together, much like the popular Iced Tea and Lemonade combo created by Golf legend, Arnold Palmer.
Jeremiah: "Last night I chugged like 5 four loko's man, it was nuts!"

Arnold: "Haha, Four Loko? No one drinks those anymore man. Now-a-day's is alllll about the Jeremiah Palmer."
by Forgettaboutit July 14, 2011
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Palmer Report

A clickbait political blog that relies on an army of grandmas for support. The blog wholeheartedly believes that trump is going to prison.
Dude, why does your grandma keep saying that trump is going to prison.

Idk dude, she said a “credible” news site called the Palmer report told her.

Man I’m sorry to hear about your grandmas dementia
by holy guacomole June 28, 2021
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