shag pasty

a person who would be considered to be hotter than a sex muffin.

"Wow, check out that shag pasty! I'd totally have a crack on that!"

by Little Miss Shag Pasty July 23, 2012

Trout pasty

A woman who suffers badly from Thrush so her pasty (vagina) smells of fish which has a hard crusty look to it!

Tracy couldnt wear enough perfume to cover the aroma rising from her trout pasty

by Chillichickadee January 29, 2017

Nasty pasty

Means ur an absolute dick

Hey he's a eidiot

Yes he's a nasty pasty

by swyr07 June 30, 2019

Salad in a pasty

A phrase by Phillip Schofield during his show with Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver said to put salad into a pasty (British pastry that can only include meat, onion, salt and pepper), thus surprising Phillip Schofield.

Jamie Oliver: If you open up a little pocket and shove some of that salad in there ...
Phillip Schofield: SALAD IN A PASTY, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!

by JackFrogs December 9, 2021

Pasty Henry

The application of glue to the genitals, usually while asleep.

He got drunk and passed out, so I gave him a pasty henry.

by Xcountry September 22, 2009

Pabst

Verb. Similar to the word "pass" but when referring to a can or bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

"Hey, you wanna Pabst me a beer"

by alextripp February 26, 2009

piss pasty

Used disposable nappy. Once folded into place with the velcrow wings secured it resembles a product from the Ginsters range.

While you're up their would you empty the nappy bin - it's
solid with 'piss pastys'

by Brucester September 10, 2006