Prostitute Pasta

The Heavily Intellectualized Version Of The Iconic "Bitch Lasagna."

Bob: Bitch Lasagna
Me, An Intellectual: Prostitute Pasta.

by Some Heckin Idiot May 20, 2018

fish pasta

When a girl has a smelly hairy vagina.

I was going down on a girl and it was like eating fish pasta

by DC850 April 27, 2019

pasta time

The time one spends in the air immediately after going off a killer jump, whilst skiing or snowboarding.

Chad: Duuuude, I got so much pasta time off that monster 20 footer!
Brad: Dude! Sick!

by getsweatym8 January 11, 2017

Penis Pasta

when a woman’s period blood gets on a man’s penis that also has semen on it and is repetitively shoved up a woman’s vagina.

(Dan) “dude that penis pasta last night was amazing!”
(Thomas) “who’d you do it with?”
(Dan) “Kylie, her pussy was pulsating like hell”

by gayfaggot101 June 11, 2018

Pasta Patriot

A pasta patriot is someone who devotes their life to pasta.

Jon : Hey man, you sell pasta?
Rawbnique: We only sell pasta to certified Pasta Patriots.
Jon: How do I become a Pasta Patriot?
Rawbnique: You can start by replacing your wardrobe with pasta themed clothing.

by TotallyNotKednickTheWizard November 29, 2014

ketchup pasta

When you are too much of an uncultured swine to have the decency to make real tomato sauce for your pasta, you use ketchup instead. If this is you, find the morality to buy some jarred nasty Prego pasta sauce or whatever and toss it on your (probably not al dente) pasta.

Brenda, the spaghetti is almost ready, can you grab the ketchup? Mmm I love me some ketchup pasta!

by honestlyyourealldisgusting March 17, 2017

lil pasta

The nickname given to that one white kid that told his black friends that he's Italian

"Lil Pasta is eating at our lunch table today"

"Oh man I love Lil Pasta"

by Treblermaker44 April 10, 2017