Erecto-Phobia

Uncommon fear of an Erect Penis

Jessie: Hey Susie, what did you do last night?

Susie: I was dancing on this guy last night @ CyberBar and he got excited. His boner was so large it gave me Erecto-Phobia!

by Melissa Lori February 24, 2011

forum-phobia

when your scared of forums because you think what you post will either get ignored by the community, AND or hated on.

"Types out long ass paragraph for thread"
-Forum-Phobia kicks in-
"Deletes it"

by 死ね December 11, 2015

Cost-of-phobia

When shit cost too much and you are scared to pay that much.

I saw the price of that shirt , I didn't buy It because of my cost-of-phobia.

by Semaj egnal August 26, 2017

Jacksafraidofbeans-phobia

The fear of beans,,, it’s kinda weird

JACK: I am afraid of beans
ME: oh so you have Jacksafraidofbeans-phobia??
JACK: yes

by Helloig November 8, 2019

James a phobia

fear of flashback mary

I was on insta and I saw a pic of flashback mary and I got James a phobia

by chili bean November 28, 2019

Puppet-phobia

the "irrational" fear of puppets. Those who are puppet-phobics often are discriminated against, because puppets are harmless, but we know they're not.

me: "Sorry, i cant go to the play, i have puppet-phobia"
everybody else: "that's not a thing u just made it up."
me: "its a thing, its in the dictionary"
me: shows dictionary, e"see"
them:"oh that must be legitamate"
me: "it is."

by CatsCantRead November 16, 2017

eyeley phobia

Being afraid of cutting your eyelashes or having them cut off. Not them falling out or being cut all the way off, just trimmed.

Person: I had a nightmare last night
Different person: About what?
Person: My eyelashes being cut, it gives me a weird feeling
Different person: I think that’s called eyeley phobia

by mqtkv December 15, 2019