Porkland, Oregon

Portland, Oregon. "Porkland" refers to the fact that many women in Portland are fugly, frumpish, and frequently overweight. Hence, "Porkland - the Other White Meat" as often heard on the Tom Leykis Show.

My 400 lb ex girlfriend lives in Porkland, Oregon.

by Mykey1 September 26, 2006

The Oreo poo effect

The next mornings bowel movement(s) after you eat an entire box of oreo cookies the night before. A study conducted on the Orea poo effect seems to suggest that eating a half brick of Old cheddar cheese can make the symptoms much more severe. The condition is chartesized by an initial release of hard black excrement, then a second wave of creamy lighter colored stool which is immediately followed by another hard black release. This condition is not to be confused with The shits Ahoy syndrome.

The doctor said he'd never seen such a bad case of the Oreo poo effect before in an animal.

by NastyMCslither August 24, 2014

Oreo Cookie

Self explanitory, Black on the outside, white on the inside. A black guy that acts white.

"Wow, my cousin and my siters ex-boyfriend were Oreo Cookies"

by Dubbs Weisshaar December 28, 2005

oregonian

Someone who was born and raised in Oregon.
Not afraid to go out in the rain without a jacket. Usualy a liberal.

I love the rain and was born in oregon so Im an oregonian.

by Nava Aki June 27, 2005

oreo'd

When a white woman has a threesome with two black men. One black guy goes in through her vagina and the other black guy goes indabutt. I really think the word "oreo" is quite a fitting term for this act, besides the brand name of cookie we all know and love and the term for a black person who thinks and acts like a white person.

After helping their university win the basketball game, Terrell and Jaquan made off with a very attractive white blonde cheerleader bitch from the losing university's team, took her into the men's locker room, and oreo'd her real nice and good.





Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H April 23, 2005

Oregonian

Some one who was born and lives in oregon, You could also Be born in oregon, move to california for example, then move back to oregon, You would still be considered a Oregonian.

Born In Portland..

by Neon Burn December 29, 2003

Oregon

The end of the Oregon trail. Home of Mt Bachelor, Mt Ashland, Timberline, Mt Hood Meadows, Willamette Pass, Hoodoo, Ski Bowl, and many other snowboarding spots. It's green and possesion of under an Oz of pot is only a civil fine! Come and visit me soon!

Damn, I live in some shit-ass state that won't let me get high and go snowboarding, I want to go to Oregon.

by Devan November 7, 2004