Gideo Tractor

A tractor ridden by Gideon Shmeed
Gideon Shmeed sneaked through the patch in his Gideo tractor mobile.
by struthio neck September 26, 2004
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tractor factor

To purchase a piece of agricultural machinery without the means to pay for it but in the hope that the profits from the yet unharvested crops will provide sufficient to meet the bill.
"I see old Muffin's combine has failed again. God knows wghat he's going to do as the old boy doesn't seem to have a pot to piss in".

"Reckon he'll tractor factor but he's not as skint as he makes out, at least not according to Hans the bank manager".
by stropmag October 29, 2006
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toorak tractor

Toorak tractor, whilst described elsewhere on this listing so far, has yet to been defined as to it's origin. It originated as a piss take of the developing group of semi-affluent wankers following the fake-it-until-you-make-it rule, later to be known as a 'yuppie'. The Toorak Tractor is driven by the Toorak Cowboy, a song by The Skyhooks, a well known Australian anti-establishmentarian band of the 1970's.

The song, Toorak Cowboy, takes the piss out of the yuppie lifestyle, naturally Toorak Cowboys drive flashy vehicles to 'make up for less down below', thus 4wd's, SUV's, and even sportscars fall under the category of a Toorak Tractor.

Over the last ten years due to the origin not being as commonly heard as the term, it has come to generally mean larger more fuel consuming vehicles designed for off-road use which never see bush.
"What's a Toorak cowboy like you doing in a Lambo like that?"

"It's me Toorak Tractor mate!"
by dsfgdsafgads November 21, 2005
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Tractor Beam

A person who sucks you into a stupid conversation, and you can't break away for a long period of time.
Holy crap. I was in talking with that nerd for like 3 hours about his cat. I couldn't stop him. He was such a tractor beam.
by tin trap May 08, 2010
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Tractor Beams

Tractor Beams are the hairs that grow around the anus which can often capture "Klingons".
I thought I had wiped well enough but judging by the streaks my Tractor Beams picked up a few klingons.
by Dirty Glenn January 24, 2017
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Tractor Phil

Dickhead who jas a "suped" up tractor with a spoiler and some NOS.
Dickhead with a tractor that has a spoiler and NOS. Will usually be burntout.
by Superfreshy April 25, 2005
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tractor whore

Typically a female who is closeminded and irresponsible.
She better stop trippin'. Yo, she ain't even worth it, she's just a tractor whore.
by Jo from Poughkeepsie October 18, 2006
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