kinky blob

Ah, those damn kinky blobs, leaving poop for me to clean up from the field.
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Joe Blob

Fellatio cosisting of a woman using oral practice to satisfy a man's apparatus.
AKA. Sucking the Cock

Euphemism for Blow Job to be used in polite conversation.
Robert; Sally gives killer Joe Blobs.

Alex; You lucky bastard!!!
Sally; ???
by Robert Morris 3.14 May 17, 2009
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Onion Blob

An Onion Blob is a big clump of thick liquid onions.
Ill take the onion blob please.
by Snuffleuffleguss December 20, 2018
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blob week

"You can't shag me tonight dear, it's blob week".
by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004
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blob hammock

"Aww damn! I'm bleeding out of my vagina again! Don't have blob hammock on ya by any chance, Carrie?"
by KTSHUZMEOW March 25, 2006
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Uncle Blob

The male equivalent of Aunt Flo. Used to refer to a man's monthly hormonal cycles, aka "irritable male syndrome".

Men's testosterone, goes up and down four or five times an hour.

There are daily cycles with testosterone.
Men have a monthly hormonal cycle and men can track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.

Should he become cranky or aggravated it becomes obvious that Uncle Blob is visiting.
"Bill seems rather testy today. Uncle Blob must be visiting."
by mary quite contrary November 19, 2019
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blob jump

An extremely fat person who jumps either really far or really high
Person 1: dude, how is that fat dude going to win the high jump competition
Person 2: believe me, he is a total blob jump
by swaggerblob October 11, 2017
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