kinky blob

A cow. See cow

Ah, those damn kinky blobs, leaving poop for me to clean up from the field.

by A friend of Purple Kitty and Schwik June 19, 2003

Joe Blob

Fellatio cosisting of a woman using oral practice to satisfy a man's apparatus.
AKA. Sucking the Cock

Euphemism for Blow Job to be used in polite conversation.

Robert; Sally gives killer Joe Blobs.

Alex; You lucky bastard!!!
Sally; ???

by Robert Morris 3.14 May 16, 2009

Onion Blob

An Onion Blob is a big clump of thick liquid onions.

Ill take the onion blob please.

by Snuffleuffleguss December 20, 2018

blob week

Period of menstruation.

"You can't shag me tonight dear, it's blob week".

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

blob hammock

Sanitary napkin / pad.

"Aww damn! I'm bleeding out of my vagina again! Don't have blob hammock on ya by any chance, Carrie?"

by KTSHUZMEOW April 8, 2006

Milk Blob

A white blob that cums out of a vagina.

"She sat on my face and milked blobbed on me."milk blob

by WillBarrowSir January 31, 2017

paper blob

A pile of bills, paperwork, etc. that has been ignored for too long. Notionally, a paper blob resembles a space monster that threatens to take over the house.

I can't go clubbing tonight. I gotta do battle with the paper blob.

by arensb October 28, 2009