Pond Dick

The only STD not caused by sexual intercourse with another human, Pond Dick occurs when one swims in a dirty pond covered with green, toxic algae. Parasites dwelling beneath the algae cluster around a male's penis when that male jumps into said pond. Upon exiting the pond, the parasites burrow into the penis, leaving a bumpy rash known as Pond Dick. This condition cannot be treated and is generally more feared than the HIV virus.

Brian: I'm not running tomorrow, because I want to go swimming in the pond.
Steve: Aren't you worried you might get Pond Dick?
Brian: You're right. I'll come to practice. The pond has too much green slime. I definitely do not want to obtain Pond Dick.

by watchdog101 July 31, 2010

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Pond blaster

Cumming in the sink

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with the Pond blaster

Person 2: no! I don't know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection.

Person 2: I don't think thats what it means I think it's Cumming in the sink. I don't know bout you

by gamer yoda November 19, 2019

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Cross the Pond

A twice-yearly online aviation event where 1000 people connect to the virtual skies and fly the same routes at the same time across the atlantic. Often times coupled with a lot memes and unanticipated events such as crashing airplanes and hilarious ATC communications

"John, you know, Cross the Pond last week was again a hilarious meme." "Yeah Jack, although the controllers at Kennedy really made this years Cross the Pond superb and highly professional though!"

by Yakkifly October 5, 2019

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