jake olsen

A sexy boi wit' a six pack

Two girls are at the beach. One says 'thats a fine Jake Olsen over there'

by Wolffinder74 January 13, 2018

angel olsen appreciation day

January 22. Angel Olsen's Birthday, therefore making it Angel Olsen Appreciation Day.

I just can't wait for Angel Olsen Appreciation Day

by Possibly Eli Smith November 22, 2020

olsen twins

Two extremely anorexic, untalented hollywood (oh wait, they only made one movie that came out in theaters, which, by the way, sucked) showoffs...i don't know which is worse, Paris Hilton, or the Olsen twins. Their clothes suck as well...too ornate...who are they? What did they actually do (beside full house and a bunch of crappy movies)

Person 1: "Yuck! You're starting to look and act like Paris Hilton!"
Person 2: "Hmm...Someone once commented that I was starting to look and act like the Olsen Twins."
Person 1: "Well, yeah. Same thing. The Olsen twins are the Paris Hiltons of tomorrow."

by Pooja Patel June 17, 2004

ollon

A ollon looks pretty much like small head, with a cheese stench... Very amusing, yes. Drabant is the preferred flavour!

That's a huge ollon, and what a small!!

by Gegge Lundin June 3, 2003

olsen twins

they used to be kind of annoying, now they are just really annoying. they don't do ANYTHING good in the entertainment industry. nothing.. and they are on the cover of all these magizenes. wooo they were in full house. yeah that show ended like 7 years ago. now all they make is vhs tapes.. not even movies because THEY ARENT IN THEATERS BUT ADVERTISED ALL OVER NICKELODEON. they have gay ass barbie dolls and video games that no one plays except for the autistic girl down the street. ill give them this.. they are pretty. but goddd i dont understand, they can't act, they can't sing. oh woops u dont even need to be able to do shit just to make it big today. u just have to have ur mom try to get u on tv since u were an infant.

watch full house if u wanna see them at their best.. which is actually pretty sad.

by deenie June 16, 2004

olsen twins

When one baby on Full House multiplies into two and then sprouts tits overnight.

Oh yeah! That kind of reminds me of that Olsen-twins phenominon!

by RobYn with a "Y" June 17, 2004

owson

1) It is what you say when your son drops something heavy on your toe. It is actually meant to be 2 words: "Ow, son!", but when you're in pain, you don't think about how many words you are using.
2)Something you say to show dismay, even if you don't actually have a son or got anything dropped on your toe.

1) Owson! What did I tell you about throwing bricks around the house!

2) Owson! My parents beat me because I threw a brick at my dad!

by SingingMime July 31, 2008