Friend 1”hey what’s today ?”
Friend 2” it’s George day !”
Friend 1”what in they fuck is that ?”
Friend 2” it’s twitch streamer GeorgeNotFound’s BIRTHDAY NOVEMBER 1 is the day he was born”
Friend 2 “oh tell George happy birthday gay bitch”
me: hey do you know what today is?
them: no isnt it your birthday?
me: no its November 1st
them: whats November 1st?
me: national give your girl best friend your hoodie day!
them: oh well here "hands hoodie"
me: thank youuu :)