Noelle 

the prettiest girl in school. She is smart and beautiful.
She is not rich but she does have money. you will never see her in anything except hollister, American eagle, or aeropostale.
she is the prettiest girl in the class and she knows it. But she doesn't act like a bitch about it and even talks to the geeky kids.
Everybody loves her and wants to be like her.
The only people that don't like her are the snobby girls that are jealous.
All the boys like her. They all joke with her and think she is cute.

I wish i was more like Noelle.

Noelle by asdfjkl;asdfjklweroiundgkafdjv February 5, 2009

Urban Novel 

Ur·ban No·vel (ur-buhn nov-uhl)noun - When someone uses urbandictionary to further their own agenda. Usually this entails writting multiple paragraph "definitions" that actually pertain to the authors life and their "turmoils". Most are boring and included little information except insight as to how bored, lonely, and/or ignorant the author truly is.

-Dude did you read that urbandictionary 'article' on soccer moms?
-Yeah what a bitch. Why doesn't she just write that down on a garbage bag so she could be efficient and take it where it belongs...
-Does she want a fucking Pulitzer for her urban novel or what?!

Urban Novel by Nasty-Nate March 18, 2008

Airplane Novel 

A book that one would typically buy at an airport that is read just to pass the time on the flight, not because of actual interest.

Examples would most books by James Patterson, Nelson DeMille, and Dan Brown.

Person 1: "Ooh, The Gate House sounds good, my co-workers talk about Nelson DeMille a lot! I think I'll get this one!"

Person B: "That's just an airplane novel, you won't ever touch it again once we get into Chicago."

Airplane Novel by nightlifecommando January 7, 2011

Novelling 

From the verb "To Novel". This is where you have intercourse with someone (generally a woman using doggy style or a man) whilst reading out extracts from Charles Dickens.

Phil: I indulged in a bit of novelling with Susie last night
Adam: Really!? What's she into?
Phil: It has to be said, the bitch loves "A Tale of Two Cities"

Novelling by matrixbadger February 16, 2009

Novel-wa 

Books brought over to USA from Japan that companies think people, mainly weeaboos, would like, just because it is Japanese.

I heard about novel-wa's from Manga Pulse.

Novel-wa by GinTaki January 2, 2009

novelty blindness 

When somebody erroneously states that something is the best or worst thing ever because they have only just encountered it and are too confused by thier unfamiliarity to it to realise its true quality.

Sam:"I got this CD yesterday, its the best album ever!"
Tom:"I think in a few days you'll realise you were just suffering from novelty blindness."

novelty blindness by Thomas Harman February 8, 2008

Joshua Novelli 

Joshua is a funny and dirty minded person who does not care for other people but him self he is a selfish twerp so short and has no friend and he wants to get a girlfriend at high school he is a bad friend your not luck to have him

girl :Josh is rude
boy:that is why he is not popular and he is short

STOP BEING A JOSHUA NOVELLI

Joshua Novelli by JSMSNAMES May 6, 2022