Female equivalent of the ever popular "she wants the D" used to indicate recognition by a dude that a girl wants some dick. However in this case, the P is for pussy and said by chicks.
by Dang Lin Wang LXIX July 16, 2013
A snarky way of trying to give a backhanded compliment to someone who has just tried to arrogantly, and often unjustifiably, toot their own horn.
by letmenot October 15, 2010
Lit., "He wants the Vagina", a way of saying that a male wants his fingers in your vagina. When a guy wants your pussy on his dick. he wants to eat you out.
by Ms. StealYoMan March 09, 2013
Lit., "She wants the dick", a way of saying that a female wants your penis in her hand or in one of her orifices. The amount that a female "wants the D" can in fact be calculated with this simple formula:
x = total hours paying attention to your words
y = her seemingly pointless interest in you, counted in weeks
z = number of times she has stated, in anger at your conceit and arrogance, that she definitely does NOT want the dick (and never will).
Note that z can be a negative number, if she has stated that she wants the dick.
a = How much she (the subject of interest) wants the dick
For z = 0, a = x + ( y / x )
For z > 0, a = ( 0 - z )
For z < 0, a = x + y ( - z )
Lopez's law:
For z < 0, a cannot exceed 2x because she cannot possibly want the dick that much.
Baker's law:
For z > 0, a cannot exceed 1, because if she has said she does not want the dick, she may want you to work for it, and will want the dick more at a future time, although not currently.
x = total hours paying attention to your words
y = her seemingly pointless interest in you, counted in weeks
z = number of times she has stated, in anger at your conceit and arrogance, that she definitely does NOT want the dick (and never will).
Note that z can be a negative number, if she has stated that she wants the dick.
a = How much she (the subject of interest) wants the dick
For z = 0, a = x + ( y / x )
For z > 0, a = ( 0 - z )
For z < 0, a = x + y ( - z )
Lopez's law:
For z < 0, a cannot exceed 2x because she cannot possibly want the dick that much.
Baker's law:
For z > 0, a cannot exceed 1, because if she has said she does not want the dick, she may want you to work for it, and will want the dick more at a future time, although not currently.
by 28017013 January 10, 2012
by Cooper the Cantaloupe April 20, 2017
What you say when a male person is being a prick and starting on someone everyone likes so people just want to hit him.
by captainoflust January 02, 2009