Hob the Nob

Having someone going up and down on your cock with their mouth.

"Wow did she know how to hob the nob or what?"

by CableBob October 22, 2008

bob on nob

The act of giving a blow job.

by Anonymous July 10, 2006

Nob Beef

The remains of bum beef around mans cock after anul intercourse.

I pulled back my foreskin and found nob beef

by Matilda Dave August 9, 2003

Nob shiner

When an aroused man frantically rubs his turgid penis, it gives the impression that he is polishing it until it shines; hence he is a nob shiner. Used as a derogatory term to indicate a person who is behaving foolishly in the eyes of the speaker.

I saw that Halifax advert the other day and, I tell you what, that Howard is a right nob shiner.

by Craig August 10, 2004

bob nob

A reference to oral sex- for a man.

I wouldn't let that bitch bob my nob!

by missbehavin February 23, 2004

trench nob

A penis that has been submerged in a clammy clung for an extraordinarily long period of time.

Same as a world war issue known as trench rot or trench foot were a solder had spent to much time in a wet trench. Your penis has spent to much time in a wet clung thus resulting in trench nob.

by Fordie za May 15, 2014

Nob-chance

A person who fancies their chances in a impossible or unrealistic situation.

A person who thinks maybe getting something when it was never offered to them in first place.
A person who cheekily asks for freebies when they are already getting a great deal.

"That customer is a nob-chance, I already gave him a great deal and now he wants extras!"

by Slobotham October 6, 2018