A word that once derived from "newbie." However, in the present the word has little to no meaning. Noob can be used as a dis for anyone at any time for anything. It's the nerd equivalent of calling someone a nigger. Basically, "noob" is the result of people with a lack of gaming skill who are so stupid, that they actually think that it is hard to play
video games. These people, the idiots that they are, are profoundly insecure. Now here is the twist. THESE PEOPLE are the people that invented the word noob; yes, people who were so dumb that they actually thought that it was difficult to play
video games, and were so stupid they were incapable of doing so. This lead them to believe that it actually took some measure of skill to play simple games like
World of Warcraft, and insecure as they were, thus projected and assumed their stupidity onto everyone else.
So here is what these stupids did. These profound cro-magnons, incapable of
playing games that are mass marketed to be able to include ten year old players, started to lash out. It occured to them that everyone would see their
obvious gaping lack of simple hand-eye coordination. They knew they must stop the onslaught of
inevitable disrespect and insult from their fellow players. So they started to judge the skill of their fellow players as harshly as they assumed they would be judged. They hit first.
One brave player, brave enough to be the chosen, the first, the mighty, retard. He came from the nether reaches of the universe. Picked on and beaten up all his life for his obvious lack of social skill, annoying behavior, and anti social attitude. A man who had been
kicked to the curb, but he would rise again. He saw it, he saw it in the distance. A player who was probably, yes definitely(he could see it now) more skilled than him, screwed up, YES SCREWED UP, right in front of him. It had begun.
The Chosen Retard: Hahaha! what a noob! you just got owned!
More skilled player: Noob? Huh? what does that mean.
The Chosen Retard: HAHA! You dont know what noob means! You're a noob!
And the word was never defined. It was from that moment on, used to demean and throw off more skilled opponents. Once called a noob, the player reacts in such a confused manner that he or she can only think to lash back. In the midst of this lashing, the player is incapable of noticing his or her verbal opponent's lack of skill. The player has been called a noob, and in the midst of
questioning their own skill fails to see that they were only called a noob in the first place by an insecure nerd who is just
embarrassed that he is too stupid to play
video games.
We have learned a lot today, but mostly, we have learned that the word noob, and everyone who uses it, is and are, totally extremely really pretty damn gay.
The Chosen Retard: You're a n00b!!! You just got pwnt!!
Some player: What...no, you're a noob.
The Chosen Retard: (my evil plan is working, no one can see how useless and small my penis is) haha! whatever noob!
Some player: K. Anyway, gonna go bang my
girlfriend in real life now, and play some sports.
The Chosen Retard: (
Noooooooooooooo!!!!) Whatever, noob.
