British. A male homosexual; a noofter, a ponce, a heemasex, a friend of Dorothy. Also puddle-skipper.
The instant I heard he had been to a Westlife concert of his own free will I knew he was a raging puddle-jumper.
by Lord Grimcock September 04, 2007
What is a "Pond Jumper"? A "Pond Jumper" is one who, when faced with adversity, stagnation or a declining quality of life, decides that a fundamental change must be made to evolve the individual, whether mentally, physically, religiously, philosophically, or emotionally. A "Leap of Faith", as interpreted by the individual, is made, in an effort to make an intimate change in their life to benefit themselves and the ones they love and care for.
Edward, realizing the way he lived life did not benefit himself or the ones he loved, decided to make a drastic change and follow the "Pond Jumper" philosophy and face the fears that have kept him stagnant for all those years.
by Kenty May 21, 2008
Someone, usually male, who is dating a female that is way too hot to be with a troll like him. Also known as dating out of his/her league.
Hey Mike, did you see that guy Sara is with?? He is definetly a league Jumper! He's either rich or packing...lol
by tootall816 March 31, 2009
in response to drco:
First off, there are Hunters and then there are Jumpers.
Hunters is where the horse and rider jump a course and the judging is based on accuracy, grace, and elegance.
Jumpers is where the horse and rider memorize a course of about 10 jumps and remember a jump off of about 6 jumprs. They are given a reasonable time limit to complete the course without any faults(knocking rails, refusing jumps, falling off, time penalties). If the horse and rider make it through the round without any faults then they jump the jump off.
The horse and rider that jump the jump off the fastest with the least amount of faults win.
And let me tell you, most of these horses aren't "dead broke" except for the A circuit horses that cost $80,000 end even then they aren't.
I hate so much how the general public does't consider horseback riding a sport and they think riding is just "sitting there and letting the horse do all the work".
Ha, NO! I'd like to see those people that think riding is a breeze on my horse. Freddy would have them on the ground in a heartbeat.
Don't say its not a sport until you actually try it.
Horseback riders deserve more respect.
First off, there are Hunters and then there are Jumpers.
Hunters is where the horse and rider jump a course and the judging is based on accuracy, grace, and elegance.
Jumpers is where the horse and rider memorize a course of about 10 jumps and remember a jump off of about 6 jumprs. They are given a reasonable time limit to complete the course without any faults(knocking rails, refusing jumps, falling off, time penalties). If the horse and rider make it through the round without any faults then they jump the jump off.
The horse and rider that jump the jump off the fastest with the least amount of faults win.
And let me tell you, most of these horses aren't "dead broke" except for the A circuit horses that cost $80,000 end even then they aren't.
I hate so much how the general public does't consider horseback riding a sport and they think riding is just "sitting there and letting the horse do all the work".
Ha, NO! I'd like to see those people that think riding is a breeze on my horse. Freddy would have them on the ground in a heartbeat.
Don't say its not a sport until you actually try it.
Horseback riders deserve more respect.
Hunter jumpers is one of the many horseback riding disciplines.
Horseback riding is one of the most difficult and dangerous sport in the world.
Horseback riding is one of the most difficult and dangerous sport in the world.
by horseback rider July 11, 2008
A Base Jumper Is An Affectionate Term Used For A Girl Who Sucks Cock All The Way To The Base...... This Term Is Only Used For Girls Who Have Talent & Technique..... No Hen Pecking Here........ Maximum Points Are Awarded For Not Gagging & Also The Rate Of Speed The Base Jump Is Performed At.
Look At Those Two Over There...... You Know The Blonde One On The Left Is A Fireman" (Only Into Helmet)..... Yeah But Dont Worry Man, I Know That Brunette On The Right, & She's A Champion "Base Jumper" Bruv
by Thugz Cuny December 07, 2010
An attack where one sneaks behind his victim and jabs him in the ribs, on both sides simultaneously. So called because of the jolt, like electricity delivered through jumper cables.
by WWII October 30, 2004
by Jerry blob November 24, 2004