ninja

take chuck norris joke and replace chuck norris with ninja
Chuck norris can divide by 0
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Ninjas can divide by 0
by ninja dood January 08, 2009
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ninja

First name.
Based on the spanish / portugese "niña", meaning "girl", "maid" or "little one".
Rarely found all over Europe.
Me: My name is Ninja.
He Your´re kidding, don´t ya?
by NinjaA November 22, 2005
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Any badass lifeform that most often assassinates political figures, moguls, barons, lords, etc...
Damn did you see Turbine take down Steve Irwin...Sting rays my ass..it was all that ninja...spider.
by DJ Kag July 11, 2008
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by Gregory cit May 13, 2005
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ninja

Another word for 'nigger'. o:
AIDS: Lookamee~ Imma ninja! ^_^
Teaphan: No...you're not...freaking racist. D:
by Ribsss May 03, 2008
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The rush of excitement a person feels before/during/after sexual pleasure or extreme physical activity. An intense state of being in the moment.
"I'm feeling ninja about climbing up this mountain today."

"Baby, the way you gave that blow job last night was fucking ninja."
by kmakatz January 01, 2009
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A woman who is extremely politcally correct and probably a lesbian or a feminist (or both).
I was telling this awesome joke when the ninja gave me the dirty eye.
by The Angry Monk November 17, 2005
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