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Nasseri

1. A persian name for a feminine boy

2. Usually a nickname given to someone in a Gay/Lesbian community.
Cool Kid: Yo Bijan! Your a Nasseri
Bijan: Hey!!! quit making fun of me! Please Stop it!
Cool Kid: that kids a fucking D-Bag!
Bijan: Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop...etc
by Nico-swave August 5, 2010
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Nasser

Nasser always tryna flex even though hes slightly disturbing, hes such a pain in the nono when it comes to jokes. hes very childish and annoying. These kids are addicted to watches as they themselves cant measure their time. Nassers are idiots. Dont ever socialize with one. Nassers always intercept connections between different matters as you sometimes wish you can beat the hell out of them.
Stop being childish kid, lmao your such a nasser.
by The AIS Kuwait, Unknown Seeker February 21, 2019
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Nester

by Jim From Sprite April 3, 2019
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Nasser

A miserable sack of shit that got friendzoned by his own parents. 80% Turk and just turned vegan for attention, boy what a mess.
Oh damn, I do not wanna end up as a “Nasser”, but at least it’s better than turning into a “Meliha”
by LumbagoMan January 24, 2019
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Nester

A woman/man who pretends to be honest, caring, mature and temporarily displays all the qualities you wish for in a woman/man.

This woman/man may cook for you, do chores, etc. The goal is to be a standing figure in your life (becoming a need rather than a want).

A month to six months down the road, whenever she/he has established a set routine with you, or feels her/his claws are firmly planted in your life, becomes the complete opposite. This woman/man eventually becomes a nagging wife/husband that will constantly tear you down.

This woman/man may employ manipulation tactics or disappear for days at a time without contacting you. She/He may also make you jealous on purpose, and alienate you from your group of friends or family.

With this separation from friends, family, and hobbies, she builds a more permanent place in your heart and home, hence the term "nester" or the verb "nesting". Building a secure nest out of emotional manipulation and removing rational people in your life guarantees she/he will be difficult to cut out of your life.

All these tactics are to remind you that you care about her/him more than she cares about you. This tactic is done to scare you into commitment through insecurities and fear of loneliness.

The only way to battle a nester is by:

A. Completely cutting her/him off
B. Not giving a fuck (remember to smile to have the nester feel insecure about themselves)

Have a nester-free life!

Written by DM
"I heard that girl Brenda is making breakfast for John every morning and has started alienating him from his friends. It's only been three months and she has drawer at his place, that's crazy bro."

"Yeah man, she's a nester, he needs to get out now."
by Divine Martinez December 16, 2017
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Nasserism

Stupid misuse of words by someone who thinks he is intelligent! Usually the verbosity is close to the intended word, and subtle enough that only truly intelligent persons catch it. Idiot-speak.
Did you hear that nasserism? She said, "our students need edumacation now more than ever".
by Calmaura February 18, 2011
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Nasserfied

When an Omani portrays himself as a hardcore gangster yet responds to the sighting of a Nasser in a frightful and girlish way. The Omani then proceeds to take revenge on the harmless Nasser, by brutally murdering it ( halal style of course), and leaving the Nassers dismembered corpse in a communal smoking area. This most likely occurred outside a block GH, hence the putrid and pungent smell outside the building. Investigators are currently analysing the disturbing footage as recorded by the CCTV camera outside the building, in hopes of bringing this Omani in for questioning. Should this man be recognised and punished for his criminal offence, he will have been 'Nasserfied'.
Person A: Omani, where is the cat?
Omani: wh...wha...wood is dis?
Person A: You kill the cat because it's not in your flat!
Omani: Yes Yes I stab that cat I like.
Person A: I'm going to the Police to get you Nasserfied.
by Nasser the Cat June 1, 2011
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